// anyway. look at my creature #mycreature

// aaaanyway. if you want the @ for my alt you can just ask. but i will likely not be talking about it much on my sfw accounts other than this

// i’m in my mid-20s. i like to write sex sometimes is that really so shocking or weird lmao. i know it’s like the thing on the internet to clown on people who are horny on main or whatever but it’s, like, a normal human thing to do

// slow replies im watching a movey

// i got a new pen and it’s soooo nice

Okay no one fuckin bug me for the next 20 minutes okay

//

Hahaha. Yeah I am bitch.

Yeah okay take off your pants

Yup!!!

Just because I LIKE fucking machines doesn’t mean I ONLY fuck machines.

Uuuhh… can you make car noises

Uuummm. Nothing sweetie

… What’s THAT mean?

. ( his demeanour immediately changes like he’s actually considering this now. ) Hmmmm

THERE IS NOTHING MOVING BACK THERE.

Maybe if you had a motor or an exhaust pipe or headlights

You’re not interested in me???

Hi honey.

YOUR ASS ISN’T EVEN FAT YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PAPER PLATE.

AND PROUD!!! 🤑

YOU TALKED TO ME FIRST!!!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP BUDDY YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MY CARS

DON’T SAY IT LIKE THAT?!?!?! I only want girls that aren’t interested in me anyway so no.

SECURITY!!! COME GET THIS NASTY MOTHERFUCKER

YOU CAME ONTO ME FIRST.

— @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social .

// (closing my eyes and thinking really really hard) bspam and static

@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social / @green-dice.bsky.social

// man bspam is actually kind of sucking at pushing people away. building genuine relationships and getting attached to people yuuuppp it’s gonna suck when he inevitably goes insane and disappears

( tensing up a little. he bristles. ) Don’t joke about that shit, it’s not funny.

… Huh? What are you gettin’ at?

Damn!!! You’re eager, huh.

Yeah, you and everyone else, buddy.

Yeah? 🥰

And proud!

Hey beautiful

Aw awww Tenna nooo I still like you the best baby the stuff with Emo Tenna doesn’t mean nothing I just want her to keep me chained to a radiator in her basement

// it’s a little cute to me how he calls kikutenna bud/buddy even though they’re engaged .

You’re sooooo mad. You wanna kill me so bad.

AHHHH You mad.

“Your girl got you on a leash” Yeah and I sit for treats too #MommysGoodBoy

Okay? And you have bad taste.

Nnno, I think it’s just bad.

It’s fuckin’ doodoo water.

It’s GROSS.

Eeewwww.

When I’m laughing with my non-ShadowCrystal friends and then I remember I’m probably not gonna see them in Heaven

@green-dice.bsky.social / @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social

The wine is for BEFORE!!! The hamster bottle is full of beer, or sometimes Four Loko, to help us hit that second wind.