That's probably fine

Hantavirus? What, like the beer?

69 days of cachy (nice)

Pretty nice!

Two coffees and Turkish eggs for breakfast, you can't beat it

My cat's breath smells like cat food

I'm so full of fibre right now, you don't even know

Labelling photos on my alt account

I played a demo for the starfox remake months ago, not sure why mine looks different though

What's up fellow youths

What you might not know is that Tame Impala is actually just one guy

I know I'm probably super late to this, but grated tofu is an incredible mince replacement

Rolled credits on Sekiro for the first time after bouncing off a couple of times previously. Good game

Today's coffee

Just a reminder that Epic still pays the creators for "free" games Even claiming it because it's free gives money to the transphobia machine. Don't claim it, don't play it

Show girls? What are you, my computer search engine?

Mobster: we're gonna put you 6 feet under Guy barely managing to disguise his foot fetish: oh noooo, how terrible..

You're gonna have to pan down a bit girl

Passing you a handful of warm beans straight from my pocket

So is there like, a good social media app anymore?

Me after 2 pints

I was going to make a joke involving a video but bluesky is broken and won't let me upload it. Please imagine the joke in your head now and react accordingly. It was very funny.

Nearly got rolled for my shoes in this Asian grocer

I've made like 3 more batches of this, cannot recommend enough. Super easy to make it using kefir as the fermenting agent

Bloodborne movie sounds cool, they should make a game tie-in to go with it

she kindles on my unsupported device until e-inks

The trams are docking

Happy Pride to Thailand specifically

Carcinogen risk be damned, I love wood fire season

Put your bush in my hand, or however that saying goes

Still thinking about them 😩 (the Evangelion prints for sale at the art gallery)

I've recently swapped to the hard style pillow and I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the best pillow I've used in my life

I couldn't decide

Please stop using iMile, I beg of you

If you ask a question in a forum and someone just plugs your question into chatGPT and pastes the response as a reply, you should be able to legally kill them

There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole.

Nipple piercings are nature's candy

I just got another one that seems to have a 7 second fart noise dubbed over the entire video. I cannot stress enough that I did not edit any sounds into this

Kewala taught me to type so I could make dick jokes on the internet

cut+hemmed my own t-shirt today, who want me?

I swear you watch one video about customising fastfetch and cook your YouTube recommended for a week

Listening to the music that fucking kills you

Don't bother knocking, I'm in here making noodles with your mum

updating the meme for current times

You are currently...fourth...in the poop queue. Please stay in the line, your stool is important to us. A representative will be with you shortly

I get all my sewing supplies from an old-timey Italian mobster

Shrink Ray? What will Debra think?

A couple of tiny camera boys

Love this fruit. The gape

Just rolled credits on Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo and I still stand by this statement