Tried to nap, feeling more sleepy now

Had a lovely time with @unimatrixxb.bsky.social and Sophie and the Giants 😌 love her voice!

Guess who was late for work again

🥱 Anyone got some ideas on how to not feel tired all the time? Trying to avoid caffeine, supplementing vitamin D and getting enough sleep so far but that didn't change much 🫠

Ich hasse es und es fängt gerade erst an

This fit felt so comfy yesterday, it almost made me forget that it's cloudy and cold outside

Goodbye summer 😭

Really don't want to go back home 🥲🏝️ @unimatrixxb.bsky.social

Fuck autumn, time for this 🥰

Well

Liebe ich

Good night girlies ✨🥱

Let's see if anyone mentions my lamp in the upcoming Teams call

Watched the new Demon Slayer movie last night (just got released in Germany). To be honest, I was really disappointed with its pacing. At some point it felt like Infinity flashbacks: the Anime. 6/10

Anyone else growing more and more tired of social media in general? No matter the platform, it just feels ... bland. 😪

ja also IRGENDWAS an der vom netzbetreiber gemeldeten stromverbrauchsmenge kann hier nicht so ganz stimmen. hab ich seit neuestem ein KI-rechenzentrum bei mir an der steckdose ohne es zu wissen?

Fall arrives and I instantly get sick. Love that for me (no I actually DON'T) 😡

Cosy morning ☕️🎮

Mhhhh noticed a few grey hairs on my chest today

Went to a different gym today and got a LITTLE bit sweaty 😅

ESCUCHA LAS PALABRAS DE LAS BRUJAS LOS SECRETOS ESCONDIDOS EN LA NOCHE LOS ANTIGUOS DIOSES INVOCAMOS AHORA LA OBRA DE LA MAGIA OCULTA

Using social media on my PC only really feels like pre-2010s internet. My brain constantly asks me to go check my feeds and new content on my phone, but I end up opening the weather app like 50 times per day and look like this

About last night ✨

Started taking antidepressants around three months ago. Life has never been so pleasant as it is right now - I can actually sleep, don't feel anxious the whole day, getting new PRs while working out AND I still like to suck dick. Amazing 🥰

me liking every is he dead post

Tried out going to a new gym but it was sooo teeny-tiny small that I just can't see myself working out there again. People queuing up behind me even during off-peak hours? 😅 Would've been a 90 seconds walk away from home, so it's kinda sad because it would've been SO convenient

I did a thing and I like it 🥹

Got a new basecap ☺️

Insta deleted this so I'm sad now 🥺

"KI wird uns ersetzen" klar digga deswegen SITZE ICH UM 19 UHR AM PC und korrigiere HÄNDISCH RECHNUNGEN VOM UNIKLINIKUM weil man in diesem Land NICHTS von Digitalisierung weiß, und statt dass mich mein Freund fickt SIND ES FALSCHE ARZTRECHNUNGEN AUF PAPIER (Ganz abgesehen davon: KI ist idR eh Müll)

Day: survived

In dire need of a big fat cock right now (I'm stuck in the office and there's too much stuff to do)

Felt so thicc today 😩💦

This is how your dick feels after I'm done with it btw

Happy Pride girlies 🫶 @unimatrixxb.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈

Getting ready for pride tomorrow 💪✨

Typ mit Schnauzer im 172er in HH: Du warst echt knuffig 😌

This is not slutty shorts weather and it makes me sad 😭

Hello Kitty Island Adventure is the perfect tranquiliser after a shitty workday

Good morning cuties 💖

In love with my office outfit today 🥰

Yesterday was a vibe

Monday could be worse

My type of game rn

Someone joined me while I was waiting for a friend, am I a Disney princess now?

You may be old, but are you this old?

Really in the mood for someone to put their fat cock in my face right now tbh (I'm at work and bored as hell)

Life in plastic, it's fantastic 😋

Hump day reminder 🏔️

Why is the gym crowded at 7 AM now, whyyyyyy 😩