I vorted 💖😩💖

I keep envisioning upcoming videos to be serious, but then I get bored and write a ton of jokes that I can't stop myself from keeping in the script

I learned that YU-NO has a massive document explaining its time travel and I'm obsessed. No other eroge could ever

Rebecca Black is my favorite comeback story considering she started her music career in the Mariana Trench of public opinion. It's like if Tommy Wiseau made Anora

Horror movies aren't Halloween movies unless they have pumpkins. Pumpkins are the key to all this

Editing sucks why does anyone do it

joking aside I do kind of regret that some people have gotten the impression from my videos that the sex in the works I cover is okay because it has a deeper meaning. it would be fine even if it didn't! you can have steamy problematic shit just for funsies. it doesn't NEED "inherent meaning"

I can't record audio because of construction outside my place. Delays in my production should only be because of ME

Platformers, reflex games... art games? Experimental interactive fiction??? On this episode of the ONLY* video game auteurist podcast we look at @terrycavanaghgames.com, from his commercial hits (VVVVVV, Super Hexagon) to his smaller games (Moving Stories, American Dream): rss.com/podcasts/sec...

“Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in "Send to YouTube" button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.” walzr.com/IMG_0001 this is beautiful 🥲

I forget ESRB ratings exist sometimes. That really restricted me as a kid but I only hear about it now in like marketing shit

Gaza on wplace has a bunch of hearts and Palestine flags but also there's just a random giant-ass homestuck character

Turns out gamifying my health works, plz give me achievements for sleeping well

is Lydia Tár gonna be in the new movie or is she still cancelled

Sci-Fi: What if robots were minorities? Would you be racist against a robot? Me: oh yeah definitely Sci-Fi: Okay but what if they wanted to fall in love? Would you be homophobic? Me: love only exists between humans Sci-Fi: Okay but what if- Me: yes yes yes where is their self destruct button

Logging every game I've played on Backloggd is like the biggest nostalgia fest ever. Thank you to the archive

A year or two ago I saw a YouTuber cite another YouTuber for an insult directed towards another YouTuber. Citing an insult is the funniest fucking shit and I can't stop thinking about it

NOBODY TOLD ME MAMORU OSHII WAS IN DEATH STRANDING 2

I WANT TO EAT SELENA GOMEZ WHY IS EATING SELENA GOMEZ A LIMITED TIME THING

So many modern arcades are pathetic. Tons of mobile games translated to a bigger screen. Are movie theatres gonna play TikTok now?

Fire Emblem Gaiden's design makes a lot more sense when you realize every part of the game revolves around avoiding FE1's shitty fucking menus

I hate when I'm just doing my thing in public and a cop shows up. Makes my body follow laws that don't exist

Representing Apichapong Weerasethakul, Matt Farley, and Céline Sciamma on that NYT 100 movies thing

The Great Train Robbery was real lucky guns existed. Imagine some guy stabbing the camera. Lame as shit.

"This is the summer I'm finally gonna start cutting!" -Me, having "dirty bulked" since Covid

People always experiment with different ingredients, but never with cooking instruments. Come on, I wanna see what a pizza cutter can really do

what if barry b. benson dated a 17-year-old would that be weird

Lady Gaga claims to be able to cure my disease, but from what I can tell she only offers temporary relief using methods that aren't scientifically backed. I hope the FDA looks into this.

Wipeout is better than like 90% of silent comedies

YouTube thumbnail tests go on way longer than I would expect, assuming they're randomly distributed. And I'm pretty conservative in my statistics

I hate summer so fucking much I forget how wonderful summer nights can be

I keep watching this and I can't stop youtu.be/LjhbyHn_KvQ

Sometimes I get really lazy editing a video and fill it with random b-roll and then it becomes one of my most successful videos

I had a dream Scott the Woz was the mastermind of a death game

Saw a woman with a Happy 2020 New Year T-shirt. Very funny, need to get that

I think Kainé might beat Estelle Bright for my favorite female video game character, a category I have not put any real thought into until now

Ya gotta write out "my two cents" because saying "$0.02" is a while different thing. Phrases don't use numbers.

Can you believe they made a good MCU movie? I'm truly shocked

Gonna start a gambling site for Pascal's wager

I'm in my filmbro era

The pope should be trained to fight like in a shonen anime and he should protect religious artifacts from Nazis like Indiana Jones

The Nintendo Switch 2? Is that some kind of add-on for the Nintendo Switch?

Allergies make it impossible to record voiceover during this time of year

The coolest part of visiting The Great Wall of China is realizing how important stair regulations are

WHY ARE THERE TREES THAT SMELL LIKE CUM? I HATE CUM SEASON!

I'm in my Golden Oreo era

I got my first Platinum medal in Akinator, my hardest gaming achievement yet. Thank you Patlabor

I want to live in the world where people were inspired more by Terranigma than Earthbound

The proportion of political to non-political video essays I have planned is sadly increasing over time

I feel like the only person in the world who has watched Away but not Flow