I just made poutine but in tater tots and I think I just ascended

please use "okay" instead of "ok" cus okay is happy and ok is mean and evil

hi I need a second to rant so welcome to the soapbox: This past year (365) I have been told by a few people now that they think that I look like Penelope from bridgerton and here’s why I have a problem with that 📍

eating a bacon egg and cheese bagel and drinking an iced vanilla berry redbull - everything in this moment is good

starburst goodies are one of the best candies I’ve ever had (it’s like starburst and motts fruit snacks had a love child) and I came across them on accident months ago and it was the only bag I have ever seen in the wild and they are so hard to find and it’s pissing me off

I’m only just now finishing szn 3 of squid game- and I had slept on finishing it largely due to the negative reviews I had heard But I feel like some of the commentary being made this season was the most powerful and impactful of all 3

Just gonna throw this here in case anyone is feeling generous (i have 213 days to raise $21,500) adventuresinmissions.servicereef.com/events/adven...

If brain fart then why not brain poop (3am thoughts)

why does tobacco on Mac n cheese sound so yum rn (I dont normally our stuff on my Mac)

to be a glutton or not (do I eat another box of the Trader Joe’s soup dumplings)

Help what do I want to watch (I have access to Disney+, peacock, and Netflix)

You will always catch me signing up for class action settlements (this was for apple devices)

Hot take: Dasani water isn’t actually bad (taste wise)

so did anyone actually clock that aperture mv is a continuation of the mfasr mv? It’s the same to go bags. Which makes me think that this is Harry saying he’s finally given in. He belongs in the system. Is this an album of acceptance of the machine? Has he found a way to make light of the dark?

Do I make brownies? I should make brownies shouldn’t i

I DID IT

I’m going with taste back & paint by numbers hm: the waiting game

REDBULL ANNOUNCED THAT ICED VANILLA BERRY IS BACK AS A PERMANENT FLAVOR🚨🚨🚨

wait I thought traitors was at 9 how are yall already watching

Aperture is giving Fred again imo And it feels exactly like this

“I have a library fetish” “Okay 😀” LMAO

Unfortunately I made it

Bully me into going to the laundromat 123 go

I fear I might be skipping watching the Grammys this year go ahead and give me the met already

I’ve missed yapping with yall sorry that I’ve been so mia

finallllllllly caved and booked my appt for hand tatts this Friday hehe

copy & paste the bunny, then put something else in their hand (\_/) (°-°) />🥔<

HS: 🥝🍉🍒🍇🍅 HS (Deluxe): 🥝🍉🥚🫛🍌🍒🍇🍅

He’s gonna rob me

Harry Styles announces new single ‘Aperture’ out this Friday. As the lead single from ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.’

THE HATERS LAUGHED AND CALLED ME CRAZY BUT LOOK www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8f5Tfj2/

plz let Harry’s horns be alive and WELL on this album

I will accept no hate in Harry’s album cover it’s cunty and I will not be convinced otherwise ✋🏻

MIRRORBALL GIRLIES WE WON

Also I think the first single is dropping tonight too 🤭

back to remind yall im a child of divorce and i will be YAPPING about the new harry album

im terrified for Colin’s reaction to find out pen is lady whistledown

I DO NOT WANT TO DIE WITHOUT EVER HAVING BEEN KISSED IM GONNA THROW UO

I can tell that Penelope and Colin’s season is about to be my favorite I can’t look at the screen it’s too much for me

as a ginger I love them finally giving Penelope her wings

I’ve fallen down the trap of Bridgerton send help

I feel like all the ladies at the nail salon know who I am now LMAO

saw an ai picture of “pink sugar cookie Dr Pepper” and now I’m pissed bc now I want something that someone wasted clean water on making to trick me

I’ve been dead if anyone was wondering

2025 wasn’t what I planned for… it was better 🥹

“How’s glp-1 going?” I mean I just threw up through my nose but I lost 5 pounds

I’m just now registering that haymitch advised Katniss and peeta to act like star crossed lovers so if one of them one people in the capitol would pity them and not buy them for their body not just for sympathy during the game but also after the game

Getting a pedicure and I’m actually about to fall asleep in this chair

Ed Sheeran became shredded Sheeran?????? Seeing shirtless pics of him being ripped feels so odd to me

take that nobody asked for: Joe Jonas being slaughtered on social media for things like not being able to drive/ him shitting his pants on stage resurfacing/ him being bullied in general is making him likable again imo. He knew he was all that and it made him insufferable but now he’s coming down—-