Oh shit I think we flanderized a friend of ours

Erasurehead new comfort movie frfr

Rest in peace Cass Elliott you would’ve loved LOST

Hey baby girl lemme slow blink at ya

when u sit down to pee but your dong has been smooshed all day so it trickles down your balls at full blast #fml #soakednuts

when u find out the guy who always shows up in the discord who doesnt talk much and deafens for 76 minutes at a time on average was gooning to your webcam all night and left when he was finished so you confront the person who invited him in the first place

hey @bsky.app it's me miss bluesky can u make it so u can turn reskeets off for certain people? Some very nice people love reposting full hole and i know it says "adult content" but look it's like "dead dove do not eat" what am i gonna do not click it??

an underrated aspect of finishing LOST is now I have a whole world of @mega64official.bsky.social content to watch that ive had to avoid for a decade

Poopy hickie

It really dries my ass out how nobody in LOST knows how to do cpr correctly

Just said my Wife’s name out loud in the car and immediately started tearing up god I love her so much

Opening the show with Pink Kyle vs Okada and closing with Claudio vs Orange is perfect booking

KEVIN KNIGHT PICKING UP THE WIN IS CRAAAZY

Jon Moxley twink death

Julia fucking up that moonsault breaks my heart what even happened there

Okada vs Fletcher was fucking nuuuuts.

The problem with transitioning into the older, wiser queer is that about once a week some 23 year old you know is gonna do some really dumb shit and you have to be like "look I get you were clocking that tea or whatever but you're kind of being a bitch right now"

As a trans person if you think that post credits gag in the new Smiling Friends was about trans people you're either transphobic or have some very deep seated internalized transphobia if you saw two men in dresses and thought the fat sexual assaulter was the queer caricature.

A dear friend of mine needs help getting out of a shitty situation! He needs to move ASAP but just needs a little help getting there. gofund.me/236360bd7

aew to me feels the most peak since the jacksonville days. feels like when u watch old clips of wcw when they were really on their shit. #aewcollision

Do y’all think the genosamuel ChrisChan series is on Letterboxd

I have got to get more transgender

does anyone else feel like everybody is poppin pussy with their promos tonight??

black shirt, lowercase white text. "lowkey close my blinds at night cause people dont need to know the type of shit im on rn"

my anniversary coming up with the love of my life, we're going on a trip and then ending the week with a halloween party aaaaaa WHAT A LIFE 💖💖💖

Type of shit I've been on

I’m watching a YouTube VHS rip of Tales From The Crypt ((1990)) (sci fi channel). Seeing these commercials from 2002 like “Panic Room” coming to dvd is tripping me UP.the fuckin Gateway computer set up w speakers kinda threw me in for a fuckin loop

Just now noticing… Kyle Fletcher is bald as SHIT

the local gay club hosting a halloween event the same night as our halloween party feels like when wwe tries to run saturday night main event against an aew show that has some shit like okada vs jesus christ

new ashnikko mv with starlight kid goes crazy

on some real fat bitch shit eating a slice of pizza and taking a piss

Can’t believe MJF got his period :(( #AEWAllOut #AEWAllOutToronto

just got Burger King and the delivery driver asked me for the code and I thought that was weird I didn’t get one so I checked my phone anyway just to be sure and yeah nothing so I said I don’t think there is one and he nodded and told me “correct, that was a test. goodbye.” and walked away

The adventures of Boy Butch and Twink Girl

Transitioned to end the stereotype that women aren't funny #Girlboss

I hate when someone shits before you use the bathroom next like cmon don't warm it up for me

It just keeps getting worse. In the last few weeks my grandmother has rapidly declined physically to go along with her continued mental decline. I feel as if me and my mom are going to have to become more hands on with caring for her. We are barely making money as is. It’s dire. ko-fi.com/clockiroll

doing the COLORS version of thug tears at karaoke and fucking up the vibe

getting bottom surgery so i can hide my phone in my pussy

@luchablog.bsky.social hey boss do you have any good xelhua match recommendations? i found a fancam of him vs hechicero which sounds sick but was curious if there's specifics that come to your mind

Loving the crowd so far <3 #RingOfHonor #AEW

Is that a Jojo reference #RingOfHonorAEW

friend: you better not be sneaky and conniving tonight ! My ass:

finding out juice wrld made all that music about a 14 year old is crazy

someone asked me if i liked florence and the machine and then followed it up with "no im not gay though i don't even have a problem with gay people"

don't worry, lads, i speak vampire.

At my fiancés dad's birthday party and there's an old guy named Clancey who is on his third glass of white wine and I can tell he's thinking "oooohhh I'm loosey rn 🤪"