"So we're just going to ignore the giant hole in the moon yeah?"

"It's too hot yes."

Currently sat in a paddling pool knees pulled up to his chest.

Pokes @deertrickster.bsky.social

Oh look he's here.

"Fair enough," a shrug follows

// man life has been busy how we doing

"Oh okay!" Pause, "Do you think they've come to earth before?"

"do you believe in aliens?"

The alien is here and he's as tempting to fix a TV

//finally watched michetelles vs the machines, pretty solid movie

Tired ass alien noise.

What's the alien got to do to get some help with his garden

What in the god damn

What madness is happening this time?

//if my meds could not make me tired as hell after work thanks

"Thanks keith."

Am I marriage material?

Well I don't want to judge Depends if you want to be

Maybe!

Loud metallic crash from his shed.

He's just sort of here.

“Gay pride is over. It’s gay wrath time.”

He is very tired

//today has not been my day expect some silliness to lighten the mood

Pride month's over you know what that means Illtyd, "What? Straight aliens?"

Anyone want some crocs he found?

"wait why is there a bunch of physics terms named after pasta dishes. Are we just that hungry?"

"well you might end up in another universe. Hard to say. But you will spaghettify."

// no luck with my interview rip

"physics is fun. Do you know what happens if you fall into a black hole?"

Exactly why would that happen?

//had an interview so hi guys I'm up a height

"it's be pretty alarming yes."

"it's physics really. They become more of a concept then anything. Beside.. People who die that fast don't get into heaven." Illtyd what the fuck.

"Fun fact: those in the titan sub that imploded didn't really die, they were sort of unmade and scattered across miles. They died so fast their bodies couldn't have even registered it."

"would you all be alarmed if giant /octopus/ attacked from the sky?"

I think he's concerned he will never get laid again

He has no idea what a senpai is

Why is it every time he wakes up sex is the topic?

"I do not want to be awake." Same illtyd same

He gave a small amused nod, what an concept. Someone allergic to nature who very much is nature. "I knew someone allergic to space once, he was a starship engineer."

"bless you?"

Flop

Rocketman pls

//made a new oc so

It's not even 9pm

Max please.

"oh you do? Thanks for that."

"Morning."