unfortunately after last night i have to admit that i am a baseball fan now

we went on a hike yesterday !

the fuck do you mean panic at the disco is updating their socials again

i went from being a total stranger to this cat to her curling up and snoozing in my lap every morning 🥺

it’s the freaking weeking baby

💕💕💕

I hooked up with a friend of mine tonight and I hadn’t seen him in a bit so in that time he’d moved and changed a lot of things about his space. After we finished he walked over to this little box and pulled out a HOT STEAMING TOWEL to wipe myself off with. Talk about deluxe treatment.

great news everyone

i miss Magic Man

sometimes i go on twitter cuz i still have my other account that i post on sometimes there and then i see some deranged argument about whether or not a kpop idol i used to like actually meant it or not when they said the f slur on a live stream and then i simply have to close twitter

i see my boyfriend again tomorrow :)

All this Taylor/Charli discourse is really renewing my appreciation for Girl, So Confusing. What an incredible song by two incredible women.

my list of people who i want to invite to my birthday party is so freaking long and i feel bad about cutting people 😭 being popular is so hard and annoying 😭

bebbi

it’s crazy how much my mood can be lifted by finding a song to listen to that fits the vibes perfectly

gear night last night :)

[Hornier than I’ve ever been in my entire life] yeah I’ve been good! How are you doing

i got a cute boy’s number today so basically i can die happy now

it’s interesting how i get asked “where are you from” waaaaaay more often by native born asians than white people. there’s a conversation to be had there somewhere.

Word cannot express how beyond proud I am of Suki Doll for representing Canada and the diaspora community on Slaysian Royale. She is so talented and such a class act

i went to steamworks yesterday and ran into a friend who bent me over one of the sex benches and started inviting other men to fuck me and it was in that moment where i realized i may in fact be a slut

I think if you play music out loud on public transit you should go to jail for life with no possibility of parole

i think that taylor swift shouldn’t have broken up with Matty Healy. he would’ve encouraged her to go balls to the wall with her fake deep pseudo esoteric bullshit that she started leaning into around that time and maybe she would’ve made actual good music

love of my life 👉👈

my hot take is that if you’re sending me a sexy photo and there is a toilet visible anywhere you should go to jail

ok i listened to life of a showgirl just to give miss taylor benefit of the doubt and the first bit of it was cute but you cannot tell me that i am supposed to take her seriously as an artist after that cancelled song

If you receive a package in the mail in Barcelona, you then become a Parcel Owner

when you go to europe you simply must hide like a gremlin in a watchtower

it was a beautiful day in Valencia today :3

Flat fuck Friday

girls night 💖

“The Glee version of Don’t Stop Believing being played at a gay rave” was not on my bingo card but that’s the kind of shit that happens in Europe I guess

we love taking nudes in someone else’s bathroom

hiiiii we’re in Barcelona :)))

it’s funny when i travel somewhere and people tell me to “fly safe” because what do you want me to do to be safe exactly. i just sit there. it’s out of my hands my brother in Christ

sup nerds

I miss fromis_9

who wanna cuddle :(

omg my crush texted me first !!!!!!!

test results came back today !! all set to be a hoe in spain next week baby !!!

good morning

Who up mayheming they ball!!!!!! @eastc0astryan.bsky.social @rubberboy416.bsky.social

pokemon legends za spoilers

hewwo i’m kinda sick and lying around today so feel free to drop me some asks :) ngl.link/alolanfloatz...

touhou then: a ghost took away the spring and it’s cold :( touhou now: there are eugenicists on the moon who are filtering ai-genned info thru the body of a supernatural ouroboros princess and it’s causing her so much pain that a goddess of impermanence awoke from her slumber and froze time itself

Dua Lipa really is the archetypal hot girl pop star. The way she whips her hair around, the way her outfits could be worn on a Victoria’s Secret runway, the way she’s always flanked by a horde of really attractive dancers, the amount of wind machines and sparkly pyrotechnics in her stage production

Miss Peep was cute tonight :)

perhaps the most controversial hill that i’ll ever die on is that Levitating by Dua Lipa is a near perfect pop song and it deserved to be overplayed because it’s that good.