Fully recommended read

“After Chernobyl my penis is falling off.”

Unzoomed #628 5/6 🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢⚪️ unzoomed.com

What’s your favourite Madonna song?

Just realised I’ve been singing this out loud on the bus so sorry to everyone on the number 1 open.spotify.com/track/5pHytJ...

Just applied for a new job wish me luck

Emma Raducanu has beaten Ann Li two times but hasn’t been able to make it three times youtu.be/PbkInTnNQ28?...

It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.

Unzoomed #627 2/6 🔴🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ unzoomed.com

Me @ Duolingo when I’ve already done a lesson today #totp

Mylène Farmer - Nevermore youtu.be/aY_0cEf1sjE?...

Unzoomed #626 5/6 🔴🔴🔴🟡🟢⚪️ unzoomed.com

A bit saucy... a bit naughty... and a bit of the bizarre... that's the new Late Saturday Night offering in 'AFTER MIDNIGHT' Beginning on #TalkingPicturesTV Saturday 11th October at 12:50am with EUROTRASH (Ep 1) and #KarenBlack in AUNTIE LEE'S MEAT PIES (1992) at 1:30am.

A good thread

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Not about drugs, honest #totp

Trudge bunny #totp

They all sound the same so how can you tell? #totp

This could be Amsterdam or anywhere #totp

Me by 9:05am on a Monday morning #totp

Also not a real doctor #totp

Not a real doctor #totp

"Water cataracts?" #Connections #TVBurp

“We have Stars on 45 at home.” #totp

Toyah has come as a Vileda Supermop #totp

Let me take you to the Milky Way on a holiday #totp

He’ll not feel the benefit #totp

Some of these lyrics were for a bet, surely? #totp

Mousse T feat. Smith and Jones #totp

5ive (formerly known as Channel 5 and Five) #totp

I hope 5ive have washed their football kits since last time they were on wearing exactly the same #totp

Oh god not him again #totp

And that is the only time you’ll hear Calais mentioned in a rap on #totp

Ghetto Superstore #totp

Time for the Bee Gees to ruin a perfectly good record #totp

Haven’t heard this in ooh about 2 minutes #totp

Billie did promo for this at my school #totp

Not their best, is it? #totp

When you’re advertising Fyffes bananas ‘til 6 but have a #totp appearance at 7

You’ll make yourself dizzy mate #totp

I have no memory of this at all #totp

Pop of the tops time #totp

Unzoomed #624 1/6 🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️ unzoomed.com Boom!

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