if the cookie is not good on it's own then it does not deserve to be dipped in your milk

if i could easily have my drawing tablet next to me on my bed y'all would never know what hit you

a custom plush of my yoshi is going to be a big milestone for me

I've started playing smash bros again recently and people get reaaaally angry when you land Luigi's up b lmfao

"Oh boy, I sure do enjoy riding my yoshisaur, uninterrupted by any dangerous foes." Montgomery Mole:

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i hate disney for a lot of reasons but the fact that Disney+ is the only service that has the full series of The Simpsons is criminal.

Luigi's Mansion 3 is right there but fuuuck i kinda wanna completely replay Dark Moon again

is there any particular reason why Christmas songs started getting stuck in my head only after Christmas ends?

merry christmas

i don't think I'll ever be able to understand some of the 3D Printed fidget toys i see online because the sound of the filament rubbing together is genuinely one of the most atrocious fucking things I've ever had to listen to.

i got to ride in a tesla today because of my uber driver. my thoughts? what the fuck.

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i really do need a vacation but the problem is my idea of a "vacation" is staying at home for an extra couple days

I have lots of great memories with this app. I was on there when I was a kid, AKA when I really shouldn't have been on it lmao. I have lots of fond memories of that place. But yeah it was definitely one of the worst apps out there. Nothing but bots and pedos & gooners for the past like half decade.

i wanna make a sports game so baaaad but idk how

Mario & Luigi games make me very happy

whenever the topic of AI comes up i honestly kinda feel like half of the people on here don't even give a shit about the whole eliminating jobs, or horrible impact on the planet, they just shit on AI cuz it's the popular thing to do. everyone else says it and that's the only reason they say it too.

look i worked at McDonald's, i understand how chaotic and stressful that job gets, but at the same time how tf did y'all give me 3 whole ass McChickens instead of a box of nuggets 😭

PARTY PARTY PARTY, I WANNA HAVE A PARTY, I NEED TO HAVE A PARTY, YOU BETTER HAVE A PARTY!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

i need more birds on my timeline

y'all does this mean I'm the #1 Glorb fan

i feel like im more forgiving towards AI than most but bruh, both google and chatgpt are advertising their AI services as ways to replace your critical thinking skills. "Oh just ask our AI and they'll give you all the answers you'll ever need!" actually dystopian

people like to shit on Hello Neighbor, and honestly rightfully so it has so many issues but, i dunno i still find it super enjoyable

everyone is being incredibly loud rightnow. nephew screaming, mother yelling, bird screeching, i have to put in headphones with music at full volume as well as cover my ears just to simply drown the noise out. it's not even noon y'all 😭

who up luigiing they mansion

this app has some of the worst takes istg

eepy. i had to delete the og post because the webp file broke lol. idek if it'll work this time but its worth a shot

i love that so far from what I've seen, the Valve games community have collectively agreed to call the Steam Machine the GabeCube

sometimes i see a post on here and it's like, i REALLY wanna say something, I really wanna say something to this person, but i know arguing with people on bluesky is one of the worst possible uses of my time.

Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th.

need some homies to replay Kirby's Return to Dreamland again

The mental drive to open commissions is there, the physical drive is not.

i wish i could shower in the dark/with dim lights more often it's actually a banger

everybody that doesnt live up north and says they love snow should be legally required to live somewhere like michigan or montana for 3 years. this should be universal law across the globe. send their ass to canada or something if you have to.

how the fuck did i just spell chandelier without even thinking about it who the fuck ever has to spell chandelier

21 year olds better pray they never meet me because if I find out they're 21 they will be bombarded with 9 + 10 jokes

the artist's dilemma, needing to decide whether she should try to sleep and might fail to sleep at all in all honesty, or attempt to draw something after, and i quote "losing her flow"

help i couldn't sleep and now i have to meet with multiple people in order to make an important decision before 5pm today

tfw you can't sleep for the extra hour we get because you haven't been able to sleep longer than 4-5 hours for the past few weeks. guess I'll cram for an exam I'll probably fail lol

i absolutely love interpretations of Satan when he just acts like a casual normal dude

one of my biggest turn offs for food are unexpected sensations. i just bit into an orange and felt and heard something crunch. it took me a bit to recover from that

i wish we could just be normal about games again. not everything has to be the worst fucking piece of low life trash thing ever, and not everything has to be game of the year best game of all time peak peak peak peak. why can't we just be like "i really do love this game" or "this game is ass"

I'm on a Luigi's Mansion kick rightnow so while I'm on it kemme just say, i think most of us can agree that the Polterpup was one of the greatest things ever

i am in so much fucking pain this is the last time I'm drinking milk before class holy fuck I'm in so much pain

it's kinda funny how in my bio lecture, my professor has mentioned sperm numerous times, and each time he's done so it has been pretty much completely unrelated to the current topic.

it's kinda crazy how Wario is just kind of a professional and successful game dev

my pet peeve in video games is when you have to watch a cutscene before a boss and then every time you die you have to rewatch the cutscene and physically can't skip or fast forward it

I've been up all night with nausea, so when it reached like 6:40am i got me some cereal. i poured the bowl and the realized we have no spoons. i had to drink my lucky charms. and it didn't seem to help with the nausea :(

now that i think about it, I'm a little surprised they didn't attempt to do anything with Luigi's Mansion on the Wii. ghost hunting and motion controls seems like it would've been right up nintendo's alley at that time