Anyone feel like sending me a cheeky $250? (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠`)

Live in ½hr @ twitch.tv/variableaus

Looking to replace broken/tragic live streaming gear. Please send suggestions for: - Laptop cooling stand; - Selfie ring light (my Luvo's bung); - Whatever audio splitter I need so we can run 2*mics + 2*headsets (I currently use Røde AIMicro w/ smartLav + Brookstone Cat Ears). throne.com/variable

Giving it a good ole Aussie try. throne.com/variable

It's stream night. Let's hang out and brainstorm Affiliate perks to celebrate. twitch.tv/variableaus

Thank you for helping me reach Twitch Affiliate~ Time to brainstorm rewards, badges, and emotes. ^^

Thank you for helping me reach my 300 Twitch Followers goal in just 11 days. I'm glad we could celebrate it together on stream. Looking forward even bigger and better~^^

Stream starts when Seven gets here: twitch.tv/variableaus Chip in so we can get dinner here: throne.com/variable/collections/wishlist

Being Oceanic, sharing the same internet with USAns can feel mildly horrifying. Kiwi = the people. Kiwi = the bird. Kiwi𝘧𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘵 = the fruit. 🥝

Hey there, demons. I was summoned to #TheConjuring Last Rites premiere ahead of its release 4th Sept. Ta muchly Warner Bros. AU~ #WBInvited

In Australia, racists get egged. Nazi goreng. ⠀

Sadly I can no longer mail giveaways, sub presents, etc to the USA. Shipping suspensions are broad. Trump's Executive Order applies to gifts and low value shipments previously exempted. He's demanding foreign services tax USAns on his behalf in order to receive a present, then send him the money.

Hey USAns, Australia Post and courier networks suspended shipping to the USA due to the US Customs chaos, and emergency notice from the UPU (United Nations). Please arrange a proxy in another country, or I'm happy to hold your order. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

My Inside Out emotions are just these creatures.

Australia's girt by salt to keep the demons out.

In Australia, bbno$ is bbnodollarydoos.

Australia's "man or bear" is "man or shark", and we chose shark. #DangerousAnimals

Had the pleasure of attending #DangerousAnimals before it releases 12th June. Ta @kismetmovies~ As a shark enthusiast, this movie felt so overdue, and I'm stoked it was fellow Australians who brought it to the big screen with good old Aussie charm.

Australianly, I need a cursed Modigliana (Ferals) and Miss Catgut (Muppets) crossover episode.

🔴 LIVE ————— Games Night streaming on Twitch. Link in bio.

Ta all who joined my tour on stream~ #minecraftbuilds

Music night livestream~ Starting a bit early because I'm really hungry and the pizza already arrived, haha. Link in reply.

Ta everyone who kept me company on my Valentine's/Singles Awareness Day livestream~ Music night stream tomorrow 18:00KST. Send song requests in the chat. (Getting so close to Twitch Affiliate.) twitch.tv/variableaus

Been trying to order for hours but nothing will accept my cards, so I'm just going to go live anyway.:') Twitch.tv/variableaus

Thank you for the #gift ~ I will look for something delicious for Valentine's Day. (What counts as romantic food? Hahaha.) ^^

Updating my @throne.com gift wishlist for Valentine's. ^^ This year I want to focus on upgrading my streaming gear, and finish more WIP cosplays for photoshoots and videos. throne.com/variable/col...

Managed to get my Tiktok account back. Find me~ www.tiktok.com/@variableaus

My concert #OOTD. -- #begentleitsmyfirsttime #零Hz #ZeroHz 零[Hz] ONEMAN LIVE「ADVENT OF VENOM」

At my first visual kei gig in Japan all by lonesome. I am terrified. Pray for me. (Also, standing in a queue on broken bones really hurts. *sob*) -- #zerohz 零[Hz] ONEMAN LIVE「ADVENT OF VENOM」

Anyone up to helping me buy shoes in Tokyo? Where's best to go? (The surgeon said I need to replace my shoes.) :') [Pic for reach.]

🎁 #GIVEAWAY 🎁 Hey gang, I had a box of Bethesda (mostly Fallout) merch to giveaway on Twitch stream before I was injured. Usual drill - follow, like, share, reply. -- Artist: @hel999 on DeviantArt

My two aesthetics.

How it started vs how it's going.

Xssy (Christmas) in Australia: 1. Santa Claus wears shorts, thongs, sunnies, and zinc, and rides a fire engine/truck. 2. We have Koorie Klaus. His outfit is black, yellow, and red (à la the Aboriginal flag). 3. It's summer/equiv.

Where should I go? What should I do? I'm making a spreadsheet because of who I am as a person.

Growing up in Australia, we'd take a cardboard box of frogs to school and sell them for one gold coin each for charity. #vfact

Growing up in Oceania and Asia, our world maps looked like this. So you can imagine our collective childhood confusion being told the USA and Canada were "Western". (Kid logic: the International Date Line was **obviously** the middle.)

A simple pleasure in life is telling non-OCE people that kiwi (bird) aren't the size of kiwi (fruit). 🥝

Also looking for: - Editors; - Fixers; - Sound/audio; - Talent; - Translators; - Video/tog; - Visual/graphic; - Writers; - More skill sets down the line… For projects in Australia, Korea, and Japan. APAC locals + some travel + remote and international. Please e-mail me w/ portfolio, and your rates.

I'm looking to take on new Korean and Japanese managers, mods/admin, and partnerships in 2025. Who's working with international character model, cosplayer, live streamer, host, make-up bod types thesedays? (Please don't fail me algorithm/hivemind.)

Pictures Australians can hear.

The Australian experience: - The laundry huntsman - Santas in thongs riding fire engines - Nutbush - Pen licences - Learning about your body as a child from a giraffe in a dark, windowless van - Bindis - Slip slop slap - Remembering phone numbers from commercials better than your own

Washington, DC is 16hrs and 100yrs behind us. Timezones are amazing.

If The Sims was Aussie: - G'SUL SUL - Social Bilby, Freezer Bilby - Swooping Season holiday - Father Winter wears thongs and rides a firetruck - Pets pack incl spiders - Each world has random "big thing" statue (But seriously, reply if you're an Aus/Kiwi Simmer so I know who to tag in Sims stuff.)

Aussie is American. Ugg Australia is American. Outback Steakhouse is American. Australian Gold is American. Bonza is American.

Among my fave RTs of all time. B1 Banana, you bloody ripper.