severance but instead of splitting your brain when you go to work you just dissociate till your boss tells you to leave

oh yeah its yuri the thing october! gf who eats your coworkers then keeps you as a pet kinda goes hard

I'm evil now btw. Happy spooky months mortals.

heck...

Shout out to the RuneProfiles plugin for RuneLite! They're fixed the !log chat command and added a slick new website to view collection logs on. You can also upload a set of fashionscape to your page to show off! Feel free to check out my zeah locked iron's page @ www.runeprofile.com/TwistedKitsu

pain... without cudgel... PAIN don't like this pet Got the pet at 514 kc while hunting for the cudgel clog slot... its so gross...

It finally happened! I finally got my 2x dc upgrade! This brings me one step closer to having my ideal setup for zoim colo. All that's left is to get a dinh's bulwark for free repillaring.

Not sure how long it'll stay like this, so I'm going to post it now. I'm currently in the lead for most xp gained during the zoim bingo event and I'm kind of proud of that as a skilling hater.

First weekend of zoim bingo 2025 has come to a close. The Moxie Milkers (my team) has opened with an explosive start taking the lead in bingo points and total xp. TbowSkibidi is hot on our trails for xp and not too far behind on points. Aeriel fisters has had a slower start, --

Zeah locked bingo starts this weekend! Looking forward to dpooning a tbow tomorrow.

Managed to snag my 1st piece of oathplate with my fellow zoim Rose this morning. Since it counts as a zammy item I have now unlocked zammy grapes from tithe farm which means I finally have a stable supply of range pots after several years of going without. This will be a massive upgrade for doom.

hoping to have some more zeah account progress updates on here soonish! i'm currently preparing for the upcoming zeah bingo event in September, so i've been quietly skilling and stacking up supplies. i'll be doing a lot of cox, yama, doom, and maybe even some quiver attempts this year!

awawawa just registered for my first convention in a couple years! might post updates on here if i decide to make a costume for it.

Recently discovered that one of the machines at work runs on redhat. On one hand yay linux! On the other hand ew redhat.

Saw The Thing again tonight. If I got assimilated the hive mind would be screwed. We'd just sit there playing runescape and gay yearning all day.

just saw an hdmi port in a 20 yr old anime and i'm not sure how to feel about this...

State of the account Logs Cox purples (4/12) Yama uniques (0/5) Mohka uniques (0/?) Pets PVM pets (0/7) Skilling pets (5/9) Most Recent Item Dexterous Prayer Scroll Road to Colo Dinhs ❌ Twisted Bow ❌ Mohka Wand ❌ Death Charge Upgrade ❌

finally got my dex scroll!!!!! i'm ready to get my tbow drop now pls and thanks :3c

Did a ton of raids today and a zoim I duo'd with got their arcane!!! Just in time for the old weakness and dhw buff!

The old guy who works at the guard shack called me a padawan and told me to have faith in the force. then he wanded me down while making light saber noises... did i just meet a jedi?? wtf

Hello scapers just wanted you to know i'm an iron AND a linux user that is all

Managed to spoon the runecrafting pet! making blood runes on the side while I play other games is linda nice

I went to my LGS (yeah I'm cool I use slang now) for the final fantasy prerelease and picked up this amazing card. chocobo jockey!!

i'd like to nominate cob the bat as zeah's unofficial mascot

Finally finished the library rc grind. I can craft all the blood runes I'll ever need!!

Loot from a night in Dr. Olm's Miracle Murder Machine!

i wish more zoims had raids gear ;w; i can finally raid and getting a team is like herding kittens

I got another dupe skilling pet today lol

Yay I love that main accounts get to complain about qol and fuck things over for irons constantly. So fucking cool. Rip my dreams of ever getting a zammy item, so cool!

number 3 at 888kc... i missed the harpoon 3 times ;w;

Erm what the flip?? I hit a 2nd 1/10k roll today at 453 kc!!!! Harpoon next please!!

Two big milestones today! I hit 62 slayer and unlocked wyrms. I also hit my first 10k roll at 57kc and got my new bis stab weapon!

I got a new shirt for the zoim today (first zeah locked ancy top!)

My osrs hot take is that attempting to play tick perfect or completely optimally constantly is a recipe for disaster. Especially in group settings. Going for PBs and hard CAs is fine, but if you're just raiding with the oomfies, it's ok to take it slow.

99 strength on the zeah locked iron! My fourth 99 on the account!

I'll be having my 99 strength party soon. I clue juggled for a medium casket to celebrate. Feel free to join us for a good minute and a half of chat spam! World: 485 Where: goblin den outside tithe farm When: 45 minutes from now

78 herblore on the zoim! Last thing I need before taking on cox is the dragon hunter wand. Hopefully Huey doesn't keep me hostage for too long.

99 mining on the zeah locked iron! 2 pets, 90 prayer banked, 60 lunar key halves banked, and over 1k moths!

Runescape stinky. I got a 2nd rock golem pet on my way to 99 mining. 2 pets for mining??? But I couldn't get 1 pet for woodcutting??? This is so foxgirl-phobic smh.

Some monster fucker millionaire is buying up cabins in various woods and you know exactly why.

Mains are so boring to play. I just got a shadow drop, and I can't even afford new gear with the split.

An oldie. If you follow Selmers to the poetry society meeting in Night In The Woods, this is her poem. 1/4 #comic #nitw #nightinthewoods

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val can't apply eyeliner

I got 99 woodcutting today. No pet along the way ;w; I ended up with 10k magic logs and 13k redwoods. The magic ones will be great to alch when I do stuff like agility.

I've been stuck at redwoods for like 2 weeks now. I keep getting lost in thought. Something about dwarves and fortresses.

EMERGENCY C@MMS TIME! Landowner is breathing down my throat and I am in dire need of help. (I don't enjoy being homeless) If you've been wanting a model from me, now's the time. All my prices are half off! #live2d #vtubers

This happened awhile ago, but I got the golem pet while afking at the bone shard mines!

drawing blood to attract shark girls

I want a runelite plugin that records my actions in chess notation. *caster voice* it appears miss twisted kitsu has just performed the rare doubly dissambiguated woox walk!