⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀*̲⠀ 𝒀OU'LL 𝑲NOW 𝑻HE 𝑷A͟I͟N͟ ⠀ހ ݁ ུ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⸻ ◟◟ 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 ✶ 𝐰ill 𝙵𝙰𝙳𝙴 . . . ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #SonicRP • #RPSky • #EXERP ⠀

A slow blink as Shadow reminded him of just how seriously he had taken promises. Not that Sonic had forgotten- no. It was for that very reason that Sonic warned him not to make those kinds of commitments. Not wanting to be a burden on someone who would outlive him by many lifetimes.

💎: media player you a bitch for switching to stay with me in the middle of writing a reply for tragicstripes. Diabolical Plays.

💎: Niche ship brainrot but only me and my twin give a shit about it is so painful....

💎: Sonadow artists. Sonadow NSFW artists draw both Sonic and Shadow the best. I can't pick one piece- but just know the yaoi fans do it best.

❝ 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙, 𝑰 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒂 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆. ❞ ☕︎︎ ❣︎ #SonicRP ❣︎ #SegaRP ❣︎ #MVRP ❣︎

💎: Anyway time to capitalize on that summary by making Shadow second-hand suffer. :3

💎: Tweaked The Great Lore Infodump again on my card. It kept bothering me.

💎: Tried twice and went to a psychologist. Turns out I just have AuHD and the damage is irreparable. We rawdoggin it.

💎: I MEANT TO GOOSE'S POST NOT MINE LMFAO.

💎: Nice tin can you got there. Would be a shame if I blew him up.

💎: Ooga Booga (?)

💎: Oh and uh- with almost 500 followers here I finally made a list so y'all can mess with my other muses or whatever (Shadow is actually my fave). Have at em hoss. bsky.app/profile/did:...

💎: "You're .EXE. YOU'RE .EXE. Y O U ' R E .EXE." "ARE THERE ANY MORE .EXES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?" ahh post.

💎: Well, that soured my mood. Oh well. Another hit to the chin it is.

💎: LIVE AND LEARN. WE ARE SO BACK. (I didn't think I'd ever hear it again after the lawsuit and it not being in Crossworlds).

I'm just getting started, old man. ;)

💎: Ough. I wish I got more sleep but since I can't I guess I'll get crackin on some other replies :3

"それなら、私のささやかな仮説を検証してみませんか、プログラムさん？~" A reach back into his quills to pull out a- strange device. It looked rather old, like a discontinued flip phone but with more buttons. A single, extended wire pulled out from the base. What an odd device. "Last chance, False Idol."

" お前は恐れるべきだ。なぜなら、私にはお前のような厄介なウイルスを排除するための究極の武器があるからだ。" "私はこの間ずっと、切り札を密かに温存してきたのだ。" (ФωФ)

💎: I can hear tragicstripes banging on the glass seein Sonic fuck around and about to have some fakers find out.

"I'm about to become simply irresistible then.~" Dramatic pause. Intentionally dragging it out to bite down on some nerves. A small clearing of the throat before- " 別の言語を話せば本当の意図を隠せると思っているのか？可愛いものだ。" A wink.

"That makes two of us.~" "Though *one* of us oughta be." Bold, brash. Not knowing when to quit. The blue blur further antagonized by putting pressure onto the giant's stake-arm. A slight humming sensation, yet no sing-song to be heard. "Cause you have *no clue* what I'm capable of.~"

💎: The program forgot Archie Sonic has been breaking the 4th wall since day 1.

"That's where you're wrong about me.~" A rub under the nose with his finger. "I am aware of the outside world. I'm aware people watch me for entertainment, I've even addressed them first hand! I've been doing it for *years*." "I've been the KING of Meta since before you were even coded."

Sonics aren't programmed. We're born and are not bound by binary codes. Which means you only proved my point. You're only an *imitation* just like Metal Sonic.~ So maybe you should put that through your backlog and blow it out your USB.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 〃 𝑻𝐎𝐆𝐄𝑻𝑯𝑬𝕽 ⠀┈ 𝖜͟𝖊͟'͟𝖗͟𝖊͟ ⭕ ⟢⠀៸‍ 𝖌𝚘𝚗𝘯𝘢 𝕯͟𝐈͟𝐄͟ ｡ ⠀ꜜ ⠀ ͡𓆃 #sonicexerp ｡ ⠀⠀⠀

If you were better than me you wouldn't need to steal my face and would wear your own.~ Which only says to me you're lackin the blue spheres somewhere in that psyche of yours to commit to the bit.

Try me hot shot.

💎: You're next.

The giant could lean over as much as he liked. Could bare his teeth and growl to his heart's content. Yet, Sonic remained unmoved, merely puffing out his chest more when the fake hedgehog became aggressive. "Hilarious, actually.~" "That's why you ain't nothin' like me.~"

💎: It just dawned on me that the moment my Sonic actually does his "go go gadget instant-win" moves any vessel from the .EXEs will probably become terrified of him. Cause Archie Sonic has the most bullshit move set that will probably make him look like an .EXE too. oops.

Nah. That ain't *my* face. My mommas love kissin my face and they love to tell me what a handsome young man I am every time I visit. Can't imagine yours doin' the same though. > He will continue to ragebait cause it is funny as hell.

Woah buddy. You kiss your mother with that mouth? Cause she the only one who'd love a face like yours.

💎: GUYS. IF YOU NEED MORE TEXT SPACE USE THE PLUS SIGN WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE A POST. IT ALLOWS YOU TO MAKE COMMENTS ON YOUR INITIAL POST BEFORE UPLOADING YOUR REPLY.

What? Hedgehog got your tongue? You mad you fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book?~

And you swallow. Next.

💎: Sonic laughed. "You mean the 7 Chaos Susies?"

💎: Everytime I think about the hard blowback of Sonic saying "big oof" my GTA star rises by 1 unit. Mad my boy can't even say big oof to a watered down Scourge.

Have you ever played Sonic Eraser with your life on the line?