Give this guy an Oscar.

This Flat Fuck Freddy character is better than Bart Simpson. He could go far.

Me trying to communicate with my cat.

Me trying to communicate with my cat.

How many times do these have to go viral before they're finally normalised?

Sonic Heroes (2003) You can play as Cream the Rabbit, as a part of Team Rose. Despite her unassuming appearance, she's actually strong enough to lift both Amy and Big at the same time. In the air! WITH HER EARS!

All of those "worst game music" compilations are so pathetic. Cobbled together by weak little dweebs who cry when they hear something out of their comfort zone. "Ohno, the Yoshi song has a kazoo! :'(", "boohoo, the synth is a bit dinky", "my lord, is that some WHIMSY?!" You have no sauce whatsoever.

Damn, they transed Adventure Time?

pleased to announce my new RTX Remix mod for Vib Ribbon, a classic restored for the 4K era!

Here's a question to all you real Pokémon enjoyers out there – is there any moment in Pokémon Z-A that is even remotely as cool as the Turo/Sada fight in Scarlet and Violet? Does this game have any of that same delicious juice? Did Tobyfox go fucking hard or not?

Completely lost it at this scene in Doctor Who. Crying laughing.

My Labubu quest arc continues. Now there's two of them! Here's Vincent van Gogh.

Forgot to post this the other day, but I want you to rate my custom home-burned copy of Sonic Adventure 2.

pokemonth day 21: ribombee #pokemonth #pokemon #pixelart

Returnal (2021) Manages to excellently represent its core mechanical conceit of endless replayabillty as a sisyphean struggle of guilt, loss and depression. An alien civilization lost to time, or a psychological prison of the mind. It always comes back to the crash, there is no abandoning Helios. /A

Electropylon Driver.

The confrontation scene between the Doctor and Koquillion is incredible. Set design, fog, lighting, framing. The ominous as hell music. I love this show!

Fuck this guy, etc. But also, let's make it abundantly clear that this is just a symptom of a larger problem; the video game industry does not view games as culture. It is merely commerce to be repackaged, resold and replaced. Forever.

When I was a teenager I had a little clock on the TV in my bedroom. Literally every time I had a friend over, we would play something on the TV until they go "what's the time?" and look around for a clock, eventually resorting to checking their cellphone. There has to be a name for this phenomenon.

They stole the fucking Labubus!

I'm tired of people saying "this looks like a renaissance painting" because it ALWAYS looks like a fucking baroque painting!

Doctor Who rewatch has reach the Rescue, one of my favorite serials. It's a snappy two-parter with scary monsters in a pretty dark messed up scenario. Ends in a fantastic twist cheekily playing off of the show's production values. Also, Vicki is very good and her circus collar is pure fashion.

Omochao comes in clutch.

Ah yes, the Daleks' famous catchphrase.

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Sonic Adventure 2 (2001) Revisit of Sega's swan song game. Hits just as hard as it did back in the day. Unashamedly self-indulgent, everything runs on rule of cool. It wants so much and achieves it all through sheer heart. They don't make them like they used to, folks. They sure fucking don't. /K

I see a lot of fans wishing that Game Freak didn't make Pokémon games anymore. But I genuinely believe that would be a huge monkey paw situation for them. I don't think it would turn out even remotely the way they'd like it to.

Side Effect 2019-05-09

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Excuse me?

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Replaying Sonic Adventure 2 on Dreamcast and damn.

lol

You hear a knock on the front door. You open and see this. What do you do?

Alright, fuck it. It's time.

I rarely if ever buy a new vinyl pressing, but when I do, it counts!

I rarely if ever buy a new vinyl pressing, but when I do, it counts!

This is the funniest Doctor Who cliffhanger.

This is the funniest Doctor Who cliffhanger.

This is Escher Flatworm. Say hello to Escher Flatworm!

Had a dream that I was at a leftist meeting, and for whatever reason Donald Trump comes in, walks up to me and hands me a fanzine called "People with long hands". He says it's one-of-a-kind and opens it up to show that: "There are people not just with long hands, but long arms too. Some have both!"

"Tea and a nice book" is complete Instagram aesthetic posting. Boring! You should try alcohol and a bad book instead.

you guys gotta start hanging out at forums.insertcredit.com or you're gonna miss stuff like this

Grabbing Moomintroll and chucking him in the water like that inmate with the detonator in the Dark Knight.

The monster's name is not Frankenstein, it's Frankenstain.

Damn, he got friendzoned...

The Playstation 5 is going so well it's now more expensive than it was at launch and you made a turbo model that's like double the price. At this pace the Playstation 6 will cost more than a house. But go off, I guess. Ready to play all of the six games that'll be available on it.

A Pillow of Winds

This is me most of the time.

Ah yes, Light Crusader.