"Do you know how many iron golem attacks there have been in the last 10 years?" "Counting or not counting pillager violence?"

Nap time I love u

You can't even have shower thoughts anymore, it's always "how many edibles did you take?"

Anti-woke snowman that doesn't believe in climate change because he's so fucking cold all the time

The IDF fucking shot him

Puppy sounds really sad every day but sounds happy today and that makes me happy

Please don't

Apparently the creator of OpenAl/ChatGPT Sam Altman is an incestual child rapist who abused his sister.

Many such cases

West Virginia is Hitler nation

We should get rid of ICE to keep everyone safe

Womp womp

Evergreen

"Trump did a better job." dude they are literally killing people on the streets and deporting "legal" citizens for saying negative things about people the president likes while kidnapping people outside of maternity wards. Deporting actual babies.

Like I don't necessarily hate it but I don't fucking understand people who are like "man I fucking love coleslaw it's so good" like eat a fucking salad Jesus fuck

Coleslaw is the gross bastardization of salad

Evergreen

"Trump did a better job." dude they are literally killing people on the streets and deporting "legal" citizens for saying negative things about people the president likes while kidnapping people outside of maternity wards. Deporting actual babies.

Fuck you

WHAT THE FUCK????????????????

I think I just witnessed the early planning stages of a murder on my Instagram reels page

It's still free Palestine in case you forgot

C-can. Somebody send me this?

Character development?

Just saw this on my Instagram feed and I think it's really funny they had to generate this using AI Septher

People will say "good girl" in casual conversation and then wonder why I moan a little

On the bright side I only have 2 new bites instead of 6 like yesterday

Still have bed bugs after 3 fumigation attempts Woke up to more blood stains I'm gonna kill god

Hank Green my net worth is $15

I have bed bugs and this morning after fumigating I woke up to multiple dead ones sprawled across my new mattress and blood stained some of them

I used to be a dank memer, but then I took a chungus to the E

"ACAB" Even her?

I love the people who love me shoutout y'all

Epic Games removes Charlie Kirk tribute from fortnite. This is unacceptable. Boycott Epic Games and fire them all

I'm sorry for doubting you No Kings protests, I wasn't aware there was free HRT

No kings is a fucking psy-op

"hey guys today we're gonna fight against fascism!" *50 different renditions of "drumpf is a Cheeto" and zero meaningful action*

God I hate liberal protests

How am I just now finding out that James Gandolfini died

Feds on my twitter clone? Oh HELL no

Took this picture a few months ago and I never posted it but I'm currently going through a dysphoria phase and want to post something from before all that

These are the real traditional values we should return to

Reminder that law enforcement kills a dog on average every 98 minutes and I'm not even kidding there are papers on this