This weekend's results: Blaine: 1-3 (12-15 overall) TD: 2-1, with Bills -4.5 tonight (14-12) Mal: 3-1 (13-14) Greg: 1-3 (7-20)

Fuck the 24 hour rule, tennessee hate week begins now. Fuck a vol today, tomorrow, until the end of time.

Mizzou might've been lined up in the neutral zone there

I said goddamn.

Holy shit what a throw and catch

Touchdown time, offense. Please.

No way you can give them that

Ah fuck Jam re-injured that collarbone

Ty Simpson's biggest flaw BY FAR is his outright refusal to throw the ball away.

Really don't understand why the Wommack D always drags ass out of the gate. I like that they rebound, but man we need to stop the slow starts.

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Time for the evening update. Blaine and Mal finished 1-2 today I went 2-1 Greg is 0-1 with Ohio State -23.5, and over 54.5 in the Miami/FSU game

Great teams cover

Hollywood probably should’ve caught that, but Ty’s gotta make a better throw. If that’s not low he might’ve scored

I mean if we need to run Jam 40 times fucking do it

Lol

Well, apparently Blaine and I have too much confidence in the Cyclones.

As each Friday in college football season continues, our writers make their best bets on The Alabama Take around 4:30 p.m. So far, it's a bit of a disaster, but those are also a lot of fun to watch. Just ask Dabo Swinney. (Or don't.) thealabamatake.com/b...

An actual quote from John Harbaugh: “we’re just not a good football team yet.” Get his ass out of there. Thanks for everything, time to move on. It's your literal job to have a Super Bowl favorite ready, and you've failed miserably. Fuck all the way off.

ROLL MOTHER FUCKING TIDE

Start a new job on Monday and today I wake up with a headache, chest congestion, and feel hot. Goddamn I better not have covid.

Ravens big men should be absolutely embarrassed by this performance. Some of it is on Lamar not taking off sooner on a few plays, but 7 sacks and lack of a run game is awful. The d-line... yeah.

Score is flattering, Lions kicked the Ravens ass all night.

Standings after this weekend: Mal inches ahead at 8-7 (3-1 this week) Blaine and I are right behind at 7-8 (3-1 and 2-2) Greg is bringing up the rear at 3-12 (1-3) — yet he’s tied for first with Mal in our pick ‘em group. Go figure 🤷‍♂️

Much better so far this week from everyone. Blaine is sitting at 2-0 with Miami -8.5 Mal went 2-1 today Greg went 1-2 (went 0-4 last weekend) I'm at 2-0 with USC -18.5

There are way too many "hell if I know" games in this week's @thealabamatake.com pick 'em. I wish we could give "lack of confidence" points. As for the @takinonsports.bsky.social spread pick 'em, they gave us all of the gigantic spreads. Seriously, 8/10 games are double digit spreads, 5 are 20+.

The Browns certainly have created a strong identity of "we're not good, necessarily, but we will stress the ever-loving fuck out of our division rivals" and I respect that.

DeAndre Hopkins my word.

lol vols

Just getting notifications about Brazil actually sentencing the leader of their attempted coup and sighing longingly.

Yesterday’s results saw Blaine, Mal, and Greg all go 1-2, while I snuck out with a 2-1 day. Today, both Blaine & Mal have the Bills +1, Greg has the Ravens -1, and I stayed far away from that game and took the Bengals -5.5.

Everyone ended with the same record, but with an NFL game now in play, does it help or hurt? Well, when Brian Kelly wins, everyone loses anyway. Here are this week's bets: thealabamatake.com/b...

With the Notre Dame loss, all 4 of us finish 1-2 in the opening weekend. We are so back, baby!

I thought I’d be a bit more level-headed about the game this morning, but I find myself closer to my old man’s opinion that maybe DeBoer ain’t SEC-caliber, and I hate that. I’m reasonable, I realize what we had under Saban was literally once in a lifetime. I don’t expect that from DeBoer or anyone.

Maybe the Ravens will win the r Super Bowl this year. That’d be nice.

Should’ve hired Lane. Results might be the same but it’d be a lot more fun to watch.

Would love for Kane Wommack to learn how to scheme against the option. Gonna need a great individual play to save us….. lol they just scored as I’m typing this. Ballgame.

Getting blown out by a 2-10 team. Cool cool cool.

The rain starting as we go into half down 10 is a terrible omen.

Well that’s the first wtf playcall from Grubb.

Exactly what Bama fans feared from the Gus offense.

16 plays 75 yards 8:50

Under center run with a back first play. Be still my heart.

If the vols were a proper team they would’ve put away Syracuse by now.

🤭

On the road, looking at this Ohio St/Texas score and trying to figure out if both defenses are really good or if both offenses are a work in progress.

Us Bama fans been trying to tell y’all for 2 damn seasons that USF is a sleeping giant.

OK, as promised the Alabama/SEC Preview episode is up. It is a LONG one, unsurprisingly, clocking in at just under 2 1/2 hours. There's also a little Week 0 chatter, some reactions to the CFP and SEC news from last week, and a review of our predictions for this season.

As Takin' On Sports inch us all closer to the football season beyond Week 0 of college, they lay out their predictions on where each conference will stand at the end of the season. Read TD and Greg's thoughts here: thealabamatake.com/b...