I found a jockstrap at Ross....I dont know how to feel about that 😂

Hey 😘

275 x5 to start this Monday

Who wants some chee cake? 😘🍑

I need this shirt now

This fucking cat

Haven't shared much in a long while, but happy #FlexFriday 😘

i'm transporting you back to 2012 against your will

I own that 😏

Gonna do a Pokemon Scarlet Thracialocke, lord save me i think I've gone insane x3

ATTENTION 👋 ALL HOLES 🕳️ AND POLES ⛳️ ITS ONCE AGAIN 🛑 NONSTOP NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER! 💦 SAY NO 🚫 TO NUT SHAMING 👮‍♂️ AND POLICING 🙅‍♂️ AND BLOW 🌬 THOSE 👷‍♂️ HARD EARNED 💪 EXPLOSIVE 🧨 LOADS 🌊 FOR 🦅 FREEDOM 🇺🇸 STAND UP☝️ FOR NUTTERS RIGHTS 🗽 AND SHOOT 🔫 THOSE ROPES 🪢 OF JUSTICE ⚖️ GOOD LUCK 🫡 AND GOD SPEED 🛐

"Elevators are for old people." #NoContext

(1) new message ✉

The final form.

I got your Halloween treat right here, now get to licking! #FCF

Gonna work on posting here more! ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ I do post adult content here as well as sfw content Twitter finds ways to keep being worse, so I wanna make sure I can stay active in the community somewhere❤️

This strawberry is telling me something...

Yesterday, we had to come to a decision as partners…and so we are no longer boyfriends…and now we are fiancés! I popped the question he said yes! I gave him the ring and he and gave me this beautiful megalodon tooth necklace! I love @tehbasco.bsky.social so much! Now and Forever🖤💚🖤❤️

305 x7 a new new rep PR!

First time in a while I had to make a Meat Mountain at work and I'm laughing my ass off on how absurd it is xD

@marathon.chee.gay was helping me razor my hair to go bald again, and he told me the silver to black hair ratio is more silver and I'm dying xD

I own that 😏

345 x3, new PR! Almost 4 tho :(

"I'M GONNA RENOVATE YOUR ASS!" #NoContext

@marathon.chee.gay : What if I was there hot cheerleader? Me: Sin that's gay. Sin:...dude we've been married for like xD

"You're oogabooga." #NoContext

If I had bigger arms I could just get whatever I want

I own this 😏

Alleyway shenanigans 🌕 #furry #digitalart #animation #muscle #bara #gay

345 for a new one rep max! PR babe! Lifting to Bloody Destiny, it helps with how I'm feeling x3

Toby just loves sharing about his work! It's just that his job involves showing his skin.... according to his co workers....

Cats i swear

Cake you can stuff your face into 😘🍑🥴

275 x9, aint too bad for Monday

I get made fun on for loving Kovu from Lion King and I'm like "WHO WOULDNT?"

Saw this little dude while leaving my apartment

"For only 49.99, you too can go into psychosis." #NoContext

415 LB SQUAT PR! 💪

We strat further and further from a bright future if no one has the capability to read a sign that says "CLOSED" in all caps, in big font for anyone to read.

NEW FIRE EMBLEM IM CUMMING IM ROCK HARD

Happy #FlexFriday 💪

Me: You look so cute with my Packers hat on~ @marathon.chee.gay: *YEETS HAT*

Had one amazing birthday with @marathon.chee.gay and @kubibun.bsky.social yesterday! ❤️❤️ Now gotta try to survive until my 40s lol

Lets Sing Happy Birthday to this nerd @tacticalwolfie.bsky.social Singing and piano by @kubibun.bsky.social

"Tell me about your dog helmet." #NoContext

Ride you like a cowboy, baby 😏

[CW: drugs] Spin feels better when you do it together... Bravestarr comm for Sleazy.

#FCF on my birthday~? Who wants the candle or the cake~?