Check out my fat soft dick, fartface

happy MCM, crushes 🥰

Our “we’ve arrived at camp” photos, a day late 😝🏕️ @pup-tayto.bsky.social @pupkudo.bsky.social

idk why I default to grumpy faces but happy fcf 😅

I just felt like showing taint & hole today, okayyyy???? 😝🐽

Happy humpin’s, critters

Unsheath your gut — it’s tummy tuesday 😏

I just felt like showing taint & hole today, okayyyy???? 😝🐽

I hope you oomfs had a magical weekend

GoPuff hasn’t caught on that my reason for ordering is ALWAYS going to be “Munchies due to stoned”

dick. root.

Staying at my dad’s this week (helping him recover from a minor surgery), and he definitely does NOT keep his thermo on 68° like me 😓😅

Here’s lookin’ at you, champ 😈

I had a bad few mental health days but may be on an upward 🤗❤️‍🩹

thicc :3

[caption about being husky and horny, too tired to compute] #thiccthirstday

Give my sweet hunky lovable puppy partner a follow 🥰🐾🦴😈

hoping y’all’s Tuesday was tummylicious 😋

happy MCM, crushes 🖤🩶🤍🥰

A lesbian neighbor catcalled me during my night cap smoke 😝

been a lazy day 🥱

I feel like sniffin’ butts

I feel like sniffin’ butts

idk what happened with the camera here but I kinda dig it 😝😈😏

have a stellar thicc thirstday, oomfs 🥰

Happy humping day 😌

Happy humping day 😌

Doodling again and the body on @collyalt.bsky.social is absolutely fucking delicious ✍🏽🤤🔥

I was so glowy Saturday night

oh yah, forgot to post my traditional hotel check-in nude 🥰

These shorts glowed like crazy at Jackhammer’s neon event 💚🩷

Cellblock with the dogs 🐾 🥃 @pupkudo.bsky.social

First nude at age 38 🥳

This is 38. 🥳 At 37, I discovered my feet are hardwired, started showing butthole more, tried the dad ‘stache, and blew many loads. I’d like to thank y’all for being my inspo 😈🥵😏

Sorry bout that; dad’s meat slipped out

beach ready dad bod ✅😝

In Lucio Fulci’s giallo ZOMBIE (1979), one of our title characters has an underwater duel with an actual shark 🦈

If you’re over 200lbs, drop a pic! In March I dipped below 200 for the first time since probably my freshman year of high school — but at the doc’s last week I was 205lbs 😝

it is the last Saturn’s day of the last full weekend of spring 🪐 ☀️

belly & bulge for fcf 😛

belly & bulge for fcf 😛

Nothin like sleeping naked and waking up to the smell of your ripe ass and balls Dutch-ovened under the sheets 🐽

Nothin like sleeping naked and waking up to the smell of your ripe ass and balls Dutch-ovened under the sheets 🐽

Prob the state of the world, but I feel like my brain just doesn’t care about my well-being. As ridiculous as it sounds, I frequently forget to eat. I just went to the store to get my partner some things and totally forgot something for myself, even though my stomach was growling the whole time 😅

I’ma throw your punk ass down on this bed 😝😈

sploosh

sploosh

Happy Tuesday, ya punks 😏🐽

Happy Tuesday, ya punks 😏🐽

Is a repeat ‘cuz I’m lazy today 🥰