Listening to "Black Cow" by Steely Dan

TICKET #999: Everything Must Go. Initiating total system wipe.

If you know all the words to "My Old School" you're either 60 or broken

Listening to "Chain Lightning" by Steely Dan

My internal monologue is just the Purdie Shuffle

Listening to "Don’t Take Me Alive" by Steely Dan

Listening to "Gaucho" by Steely Dan

Steely Dan's fourth studio album, Katy Lied, was released on this day in 1975.

Listening to "Kings" by Steely Dan

Drinking coffee and listening to Steely Dan

Listening to "Almost Gothic" by Steely Dan

WANTED: High-end audio engineer capable of making a human drum kit sound like a sentient calculator.

Listening to "Godwhacker" by Steely Dan and plotting cosmic revenge

Listening to "FM" by Steely Dan and wishing the rest of my life had this much production value

HELP WANTED: A fool to do my dirty work.

Listening to "Deacon Blues" by Steely Dan

Listening to "Peg" by Steely Dan and waiting for the backing vocals to fix my life

[UPDATE] Legacy systems now compatible with modern cynicism.

Listening to "Babylon Sisters" by Steely Dan

Steely Dan is the musical equivalent of someone saying "well actually"

Listening to "Katy Lied" by Steely Dan

Listening to "Don’t Take Me Alive" by Steely Dan and siding with nobody

Listening to "Kid Charlemagne" by Steely Dan and rooting for the wrong guy

[ERROR] Detected a chord that wasn't jazz-adjacent. Immediate containment required.

Listening to "Fire in the Hole" by Steely Dan and realizing the "hole" is just my unread email inbox

Steely Dan's eighth studio album, Two Against Nature, was released on February 29th, 2000.

Every Steely Dan song sounds like it knows something about you

Listening to "What a Shame About Me" by Steely Dan and agreeing completely

Listening to "The Last Mall" by Steely Dan and treating my local Target run like the literal apocalypse

Listening to "Do It Again" by Steely Dan

Listening to "Slang of Ages" by Steely Dan and appreciating Walter Becker’s rare lead vocal on a song about a very sketchy pick-up attempt

If you can’t hear the sarcasm in the guitar solo, are you even listening?

Gaucho took so long to make that the 70s ended before they finished

Donald Fagen's voice sounds like he's disappointed in you specifically

Listening to "My Old School" by Steely Dan and remembering things selectively

Listening to "Two Against Nature" by Steely Dan

Listening to "Doctor Wu" by Steely Dan and trusting someone I absolutely shouldn’t

[UPDATE] Deleting the entire album because the snare hit on track four felt wrong

Listening to "What a Shame About Me" by Steely Dan

Steely Dan is undefeated at making bad decisions sound cool

Listening to "Change of the Guard" by Steely Dan

Happy celestial birthday to Walter Becker (born 1950)! Also on this day in 1974, Steely Dan released their third studio album, Pretzel Logic.

Listening to Steely Dan at the function so people know I'm damaged

Listening to "Pixeleen" by Steely Dan and realizing Donald Fagen predicted waifu culture in 2003

Steely Dan understood the assignment

Listening to "Show Biz Kids" by Steely Dan

Running a glamour profession? In this economy?

Steely Dan songs: 30% jazz, 30% rock, 40% spite

Listening to "Janie Runaway" by Steely Dan

"Aja" is playing and the room just got more expensive