I am very hyped to finally be able to announce.. Frozen Ray MA - A 20-entrant Massachusetts DDR singles tournament ☃️ start.gg/Frozen-Ray-MA-1 1/17/26 Shoutout to Akemi for all his work putting this together!!

"mesmerizer is a metaphor for the red pill/blue pill concept from the matrix and teto represents confrontation of reality" yeah that's why she dressed like she works at mcdonalds

I never prioritize my wardrobe in any regard so 90% of my clothes have persisted through when I was 15-25+ lbs heavier and of varying body shapes Really want to just throw everything out and start fresh but you know.. dollars and such

(frantically typing in google) pretend to work IT jobs for autistic man 100k salary

I’ve realized that I’m amused by kids going apeshit over 6 7 because I’ve already been through one of these l cycles before

often fluctuating between "I'm 33" (derogatory) and "I'm 33" (gratefully)

Ever since I learned that we cannot physically differentiate between cold and wet it bothers me on an illogically frequent basis

Umm listen buddy i don’t have a “dependence” on ADHD stimulant medication. It’s just that whenever I’m not on it I’m a shell of a person and extremely sad and lethargic

It’s pretty cool that you just cannot believe or entertain anything low resolution as real on the internet anymore

thankful for the detailed shipping on my package

never kill yourself

This may sound insane to everybody who gets whiplash as soon as they hear “AI”, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the water consumption and death-star data centers are not a direct result of your coworkers generating stupid jpegs and videos

there's nothing I can't accomplish through dafont .com and a 15-year-old pirated copy of Photoshop CS5

cw: chainsaw man 217 spoilers denji & asa bursting out laughing over their dead parents might be the might wholesome part of this entire series

Gained 7 lbs and they did a massive version update to the dieting app I've been using for 2+ years that completely ruined it and made it impossible to use so you could say I'm crashing out right now

goals for the next year: 1. get better at DDR 2. work really hard for more certs so I can make more money and go to every tournament all the time

I have been physically nauseous just from how sad I am for 24 hours and it kinda sucks

The pho at GLM goes crazy

The only trophy I need from this tournament

Ain’t no way

Oh boy 7 hours of I-90 West with no deviation !

I can't believe it's been 2 years since the last MOTL I never thought I'd be so excited to return to Mentor, Ohio

It's so awesome that there's a lot of stuff that just Smells Different Forever to me now since covid

PR guy pitching kirk's memorial: so imagine the superbowl

A few of my favs from Northeast Unity in Turners Falls today

new Naked Gun had an insane amount of banger jokes

this is how I will be recapping my sessions going forward

EXCLUSIVE: Shocking excerpt from antifa training materials encourages political violence

I have recently discovered jeni's ice cream at the grocery store and I just need jeni to know that I would likely request her ice cream as my last meal on death row

Today was once again a car show day

I'll probably move over to Apple Music but I have to make sure they have my weeb shit first....

think this stuff really works, I’ve never been more relaxed

Half the reason I even still use bluesky is because it feels like the only way my personal account posts get seen - I have ~400 more followers on my main twitter than my DDR twitter and my main posts get literally 10% or less of the engagement

"It's sooo stupid that I need an IT admin to do *anything* on my computer at work" as I smile and agree knowing it is the only thing preventing you and your colleagues from ransomware-ing your entire organization at any given moment

She’s self conscious about it

Always feel like a fucking moron when I talk to anybody else in my professional field and we do very similar things but I quickly realize they are much smarter and more educated than me

crying over drawings at 9 am

Started supplementing beyond a daily multivitamin again and I’m quickly reminded that it does Not Do Shit except make you spend a bunch of money on supplements

me as a child: i wish i could eat macaroni and cheese for every meal every day me as an adult: i will eat macro-portioned chicken alfredo with rotini and broccoli for every meal every day

I still love western mass with my whole heart but with every day that passes I feel more and more there is nothing left for me here

I may fall asleep to futurama every night but tonight I opened it to the episode where it is labor day (s02e03) which I will interpret as some sort of divine coincidence

I’m going to have one thousand camera fines and ez pass tickets from this trip because apparently my transponder is not working correctly but fuckin…. whatever man

Unpacking unworn clothes after a tournament weekend and they all just smell like some variation of fruity nicotine vape

woman at work today is self proclaimed "friggin chat GBT addict"

I’m trying to complain less in order to maintain a more positive headspace but DAMN that shit is hard