Me: If I can’t thrive at 35 then by 36 I’m gonna hit the bricks…hey, look I’m a poet! R: The only thing you’re gonna hit is therapy…but I mean like go to therapy, don’t punch your therapist they don’t like that.

Spent Halloween right by seeing @realgdt.bsky.social’s adaptation of Frankenstein. An absolutely incredible film. Now after I make my students read the book we can talk about the movie too. 😊

Life has been a lot lately, but I finally fixed my tablet and to break it back in I drew Abbadon from Haunted Hotel because I get his energy. Haha

I'm gonna miss Dynamite because tonight is meet the teacher night, so I'll be busy meeting students (yay) and their parents (anxiety!)...I think I'd rather wrestle Mox.

R: Why’re you dressed like Jill Valentine? Me: Damn it! I knew this color combination was familiar! R: Are you running away from Nemesis? Me: …

The sound of Lulu launching herself off the couch to harass Eddie is killing me. She’s like a little rocket. XD

When I was 5 my great grandmother let us watch Predator. I hid behind the couch because I was so scared. But that was just the first of many because my dad let us watch whatever horror/action movies my brothers wanted to watch.

Monday Update on Mom She's doing better today after balancing out a few different issues. Tomorrow she's getting a MRI for her chest to get clear imaging on her heart, along with getting a x-ray on her chest to check out her lungs. Overall recovering positively 🙏😊❤️‍🩹 Thank You 😎👍 gofund.me/9843607a

Me: Okay, Lulu I need to get up. Lulu: *gives me the side eye* (How am I supposed to stay awake for Dynamite under these conditions!?)

I was working on a Sentry film way before Thunderbolts lol

Finally watched Final Destination: Bloodlines and it was worth it for Tony Todd’s last role alone. I cried like a big ol’ baby. 💔

I'm very happy that God has given me a birthday gift to truly be thankful for 😊 To have mom in a condition where she can make a full recovery is nothing short of miraculous 🙏 We've a long recovery road ahead ❤️‍🩹 If able donate/share please 🙂 Thank you for all prayers & support 😎👍 gofund.me/e55d1334

If Andrew Schulz wasn’t in this I might be more interested. I don’t care that he suddenly turned on Trump, to say “this isn’t what I voted for” dude doesn’t deserve to be Dan. I hope Blanka puts him through a table.

Lulu has anxiety and tends to be protective over toys…and Rick’s socks. (Protective in the sense she will run and hide them, not attack you). You can see her fur standing up like the little hyena she is as if Eddie is somehow a threat even though he’s minding his own business.

No department of Education? Then no loan payments from me. I’ll die first…Which is kind of what they want from most of us anyway. Talk to me when you actually care about students and teachers. Maybe start by unfreezing our funding, you incompetent urchins.

I’ve been off social media to avoid All In spoilers since we were busy yesterday. But I was so excited about Hangman winning I broke my nail.

But wait, what do vegan werewolves eat!? #TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

I’m sorry, did he just say the Navy used to employ dolphins on suicide missions to blow up enemy vessels!? They never teach you the interesting (albeit, horrible) things in school. #TheLastDriveIn

If tonight is the Buck Moon does that mean the Young Bucks turn into actual Bucks? Just prancing about the woods?

Lulu is patiently waiting for #TheLastDriveIn to start. She’s pretty excited to celebrate her birthday with Werewolf Night. It’s okay, she turned 2 today, she’s old enough. Haha Now if the sun would just go down. >_>

Ahead of #AllInTexas, I talked to the man, the mantra, the logo Kenny Omega about lore, progress, influence, tribalism and so much more. Big Bout talk. sports.yahoo.com/wrestling/ar...

Now if we could just get Hangman to resolve his beef with Renee.

Ospreay and Nana leaving the room but me, I’d be in that chair like:

Oh my God I can see Wheeler’s face!

He’s Kyle, and he’s Kyle. And I’m Kyle. And you’re Kyle. We’re all Kyle.

When I was 5 my brothers got Spider-Man shaving kits to play with (basically foam/fake razors) I wanted to play too but there were only 2 razors. Not to be stopped I fished one of my mom’s razors from the trash can and ended up cutting up my face. This is why I wanted a sister when I was kid lol

I want you all to know that this conversation kept going and now I have to draw Flavor Flav giving Toni Storm one of his clocks. lol

R: Somebody should get Toni Storm a watch. Me: Why? R: Because she’s always yelling about being timeless. Me:…

Mercedes Mone x Timeless Toni Storm 🎨 @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWAllIn

Almost 20 years into the game, @athenapalmer.bsky.social has firmly established herself as one of the best wrestlers on the planet. I spoke to the forever champ about being yourself, loving your work, and that DFW home field advantage. sports.yahoo.com/wrestling/ar...

It’s even dumber than I imagined lol #AEW

I just came up with the dumbest sketch idea. This is my reminder for when I’m not being sleepy on the couch. It will be perfectly stupid. I can’t wait. But actually, I can, ‘cause I need a nap.

The AC in my mom’s house is out and it’s an $11,000 repair that she doesn’t have. If you’ve never lived in AZ, the heat here kills people…and my mom was hospitalized earlier this year because of her heart. I’m gonna call places to try and get a grant tomorrow so I need all the good vibes.

My students crushed their AP exams. I could not be prouder. As someone who will likely die before paying off my student loan debt, anytime I can save a kid money on college, I’m happy.

My mom had a massive heart attack 7/3, she has a lot of hurdles to begin a road to recovery. For those able please consider donating to our GFM for help with travel costs, medical & household bills while on this journey. Prayers & Healing Vibes appreciated too 🙏 Thank You ❤️‍🩹 gofund.me/12141c3b

The only independence I’ll be celebrating today is Eddie’s. 11 years ago today we added this little grump to our family. I’ll never understand how he could be returned to the shelter twice…he is literally the best boy. ❤️

Days like today make me wish my Death Note was real.

I think they should also lose their insurance. Teach those sociopaths empathy the goddamn hard way. Anytime they want to pass a bill that strips away basic human rights, they should lose them too.

Well, since I’m 35, I’d actually just be dead. The Gommage got me two years ago. lol (I haven’t finished the game, don’t tell me anything).

Everything I’m seeing on my feed is just…Wow. Maybe he should’ve kept doing UFC, it would’ve been less embarrassing…and that’s saying something.

I fucking love Diego Luna. That is all.

Depression is like being neck-deep in quicksand at the bottom of a well.

Every time I hear “RPG Vice” I just picture Reno and Rude driving around in a speedboat somewhere in Miami.

At least when the heatwave is over y'all get to go back to livable temperatures...We just continue to suffer.

Rebellions are built on hope. ❤️ youtu.be/7726WoO7mTM

Anytime someone tries to use the word “slut” in a derogatory way I laugh…because it’s basically a pet name in my house. “Hey, slut.” “‘Sup, slut?” “Whatcha doin’, slut?” And it’s absolutely endearing every time.

This collection came out 4 years ago and I am just now realizing there’s an audio book!? She even does an accent for Dimitri. I’m dead.

And I never played with Ouija board ever again. (How else would I end up with a hole in my ceiling.)

I’d say happy first day of summer, but every day is summer in Phoenix. It was 117 degrees yesterday…but it’s okay, it’s only 107 today…and tomorrow…and the next day…and the day after that…and the day after that…and the day af—

Me trying to nap: … My brain: You know, summer school is almost over, so soon I can go back to being a vampire. Who needs sunlight. Sunlight gives you cancer. You know what doesn’t give you cancer? Moonlight. No, moonlight gives you ambiance. Me: WHY AM I LIKE THIS!?!?