Ok a bullet works too. Forgot about that one. Rest in piss Charlie Kirk bsky.app/profile/snap...

Friendly reminder that your body is a machine and therefore you should use it to kill fascists

Dude

Back by unpopular demand to remind you that there is nothing more attractive than a chubby woman in a pencil skirt

You're safe with us. You'll never be used as anyone's rehabilitation. You carry on being your awesome selves and we'll carry on fighting bigotry and keeping our space safe. #transmenaremen #transwomenarewomen #nonbinarypeoplexist #martialartsinyork #martialarts #hema

Just a bit of SFW cuteness, nothing particularly naughty this time. Comm for @corvuschristi.bsky.social

I don't really know what to say... To my American friends, please stay strong. You are loved.

Good job America you fucking cunts

EP announcement post oppositionjht.bandcamp.com/album/waitin...

Was wondering what Elon would have to do to finally piss everyone off enough to cause a mass exodus, I just didn't expect it to be... *checks notes* ...enabling stalkers and pedophiles.

I remember taking a photo outside Bramall Lane with George Baldock, talking to him about how he was doing with an injury he'd picked up, asking him how he thought the Blades would do, he was one of my favourite players. So weird to think he's gone now, it doesn't seem real.

I noticed like 90% of my posts so far are structured like [random statement. vague attempt at joke.] and I think maybe it's a good thing only a small handful of people have to read my bullshit

Looks like everyone's balls might end up being intact after all. Treasure your balls, y'all. bsky.app/profile/snap...

To this date I have never heard a single positive thing said about the US state of Arkansas. I'm starting to think that's where hell is.

Everyone else is doing it, so, might as well

Things will never recover for me (I have skibidi toilet stuck in my head)

Subtweeting for a moment (or whatever the bluesky equivalent is), disliking sports does not constitute a personality trait

Even if post-meet depression is a bitch, it's days like these which remind me how much I absolutely love being a furry.

I want to be happy for Colapinto for finally getting his break but him, but there's still loads of drivers who deserve a seat but haven't gotten one. Then again, understandable that they'd want to bring the reserve up to see what they've got.

Quick reminder, dming me with the sole intention of advertising your commissions is not going to result in you getting any sort of positive response or reaction from me whatsoever. Please do not even bother

I think I need to keep written notes on which people have been accommodating to Mason Greenwood because I fear there's gonna be a lot more football shitheads showing their true colours in the next few months and I don't want to accidentally say something positive about any one of them

Fun fact @sneezejaql.bsky.social is a heckin cuddly goober

Sauber literally have Pourchaire on their books already, why the fuck are they going after Bortoleto?

If there was a big red button that would completely dissolve Nintendo as a company I would break into their headquarters myself just to hit it

CANAPINO IS GONE 🦀🦀🦀🦀 bsky.app/profile/snap...

When are teams going to realise Wayne Rooney is absolute dogshit as a manager. Can't remember how many people have wasted their money on him over the past few years

Bro even when Perez gets it right he manages to fuck it up. Please just let him go to another team, I can't stand another 2 years of him holding Lawson and Tsunoda back. Give him the second Alpine seat or something, anything other than Red Bull.

I've reached the age where other people of the same age have started complaining about Gen Alpha like how my grandparents would complain about Gen Z. Please, y'all, let's not do this again.

Body dysmorphia hitting suddenly and hitting hard today. Oh if I were a thin girl... (yibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum)

It's not Lando's job to clean up after his teams horrible decision making. If they wanted Oscar to win so badly then maybe they should have pitted him first, instead of throwing both of them under the bus by being complete morons.

Just seen a guy that looked exactly like the chosen. Impressive.

Man touching grass is amazing why haven't any of you tried this yet

What is a plate of internal organs, if not a tasty crime lasagna

I actually just found out Agustin Canapino got his seat back. I don't want to hear Juncos trying to distance themselves from anything this cunt has done because clearly they don't care about the harmful shit he engages with. Genuinely disgusting. bsky.app/profile/snap...

My friends are the best people on planet earth. I am so lucky to have them.

Imagine my medieval ancestors, who worked long, grueling hours in the fields every day, watching me struggle to swallow tiny pills that I got because I suck at living so badly that I physically cannot exist without being medicated

The annual, intense urge to draw something, whilst simultaneously not having the patience to learn how to draw, has once again kicked me square in the dick once again and for once it is NOT turning me on

Who up actioning they bronson rn

For the love of god please put spaces between the words in the name of your band I can barely even read normal sentences never mind some shit like iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook

Man, twitter's for you section fucking sucks. No wonder everyone's jumping ship. How many times do I have to hit 'not interested in this topic' for them to get the message

Depression hits hard, and depression hits quickly. But I have now ice cream, so god can go fuck himself, I'll fix the mess of a sheep he made myself

Does "act like you belong" still work if I show up to a hospital dressed as a surgeon

Canapino fucked off and Malukas got a place back again. Nature is healing.

If Liam Lawson doesn't get a seat next year I am going to rip someone's balls off. Haven't decided who's balls yet

Somewhere in the world, right now, a wild elephant is going about it's day, and I think that's pretty cool. I hope that wild elephant is thinking too, thinking about a domesticated loser posting the stupidest elephant-related thoughts you've ever had the displeasure of reading on Bluesky

I love how the Walten Files borrows so much from FNAF and yet completely blows it out of the water in terms of story and scariness. That says a lot about how much they've tried to milk FNAF dry, I suppose

My love for Disillusion proves that you can get me to play pretty much anything if you just throw an anime girl into the game

I want to see how well Lando Norris can bottle-slam a fruit shoot, can someone please buy him a fruit shoot

Honestly you never realise how depressing scrolling through social media really is until you try and fail to keep as much of the political stuff out of your feed as possible