what did he die

Any evangelical millennials wanna sell me their roku tv they've had since college for $5 before the rapture

Uhhh......are discord scams getting scary advanced or what

Saying "thank you for your service" to the people sitting in the exit rows on the plane

I love the people in it and I love the mets

Have you ever looked at the north and South Pacific oceans on the globe like..... oh my god you could have fit soooooooo many more countries in that what the hell.......FILL IT UP‼️‼️‼️

XIV would go from a 0/10 game to a 12/10 game if they added a bug catching gatherer class

I hate all children under 55

The lion doesn't concern himself with bedtime

pre-emptively making stickers to put onto my future drawings what a loving wholesome mormon couple i love when one of them consensually shoots the other out of love for jesus

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown: 🧵

Whenever Asahi remembers he doesn't have pink nipples he punches the wall until his hands bleed

THEY LOVE 2 PIRATE MODS TOGETHER ON THEIR HELLO KITTY PUTERS ^~^ !!!!!!

Moo deng's silence on Charlie Kirk is deafening

I still have Twitter, but I don't recommend anyone goes back to it. When the main exodus happened, I made an account here, mastodon, misskey, and some others i forget. Honestly, it's impossible to trust any of these guys. I just try to have backups I guess. Blegh

So you built yourself using our fictional works and now you're kicking us out now that you have the momentum. Go fuck yourselves.

Who made this again

Avocados ARE kind of expensive, which is upsetting because I don't intend to stop buying them

<- didn't set an alarm for their nap

"Oh haha sure I guess I'll do the lucky bag, I wonder what skin I'll g-"

THE CUCK IS TAKING NOTES

I'm depressed as hell and stuck w just my iPad rn so to get the Juices Flowing to work on real things after I'm gonna. Do a really bad YCH after I eat. PWYW. $1 is fine. You'll see what it is. I'm sorry in advance

Guys, you need to be calling your representatives and organizing in your communities. You need to do your own research on what's needed, what to say and how to get those things done. You cannot wait to be mobilized by the people already doing the work. You need to join them.

I hope you get well soon! Take a good rest.

You guys will not believe what this is a reply to

Saw the most dogshit take on yamasc based on "masc bodies having feminine traits"

Group therapy was so hard today but good

Also I'm sorry I've been impossible to get ahold of for like two weeks I've been insane and mentally ill again but we are so back (soon) (I think I'm over the worst of it)

You guys will not believe what this is a reply to

So I keep stopping into this one cafe because I'm deeply invested in one of the barista's stories he keeps telling everyone who will listen, being that he thinks he's solved one of the millennium prize problems and is looking at 1 million dollars The thing is, he says he solved it using ChatGPT

EMET SELCH NO ITS A SCAM

Final resting place

WE HAD TO STAND TRIAL ??????

I think my biggest jumpscare was someone from xiv being like "oh I think I was in that discord" and me checking and finding it to be true..........

I've been dipping my toes back into a milsim tabletop discord I run that I neglected for like 2 years and I forgot how many milsim people are insane right wingers. How do I cutely purge them all

I've been shown evidence that Asmongold, Grummz, Llamatodd, et al, are attempting to have my account (along with a number of others) here taken down because of current political events. I have purposefully said nothing in regards to it. If my account is taken down, it is for being a trans woman.

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe sena and kate received enough hate to need this but i'm glad it's finally here

i think last year i saw a kofi link now and then for bills or grocery help or saving up for gender affirming care and now i see several a day either for critical surgeries or emergency rent help or people who couldnt make rent and are now homeless and. how long is this country going to last

*hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate* "Sorry." *hits your prostate*

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LMAOOOOO theyre threatening to withhold my final paycheck until i come in and sign a resignation form, so i'm contacting the department of labor because THESE DUMBASSES PUT THAT ILLEGAL SHIT IN WRITING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Went out drinking for the first time in forever to celebrate and talked about wwii naval battles for like 4 hours I feel alive again

Acahol

My internet safety is so hilariously shit, shoutout to oomf who figured out my exact area based on me complaining about the job

I'M FREE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

The degree to which people are being doxxed for saying "Charlie Kirk was a fascist, here are some of his own quotes" is a very good example of why we should all fight against any of the bullshit anti-anonymity bills they try to put into Congress, btw