one of the rare times i open bluesky and it's to this

maiaverse cheque hitting

video length limit is too short here but i posted a cool math rock clip on my twitter :) x.com/slphrrr/stat...

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how are eyeballs sometimes red if eyeballs aren't even real in the first place

hmm his head is shaped exactly like an iron and there is a giant lump protruding from the top of his head . what could have happened to him . and why is he inside a safe

forensics would be so easy in the tom and jerry universe

Layla (pictured below)

NO!! NO NO NO NO!!!!! (changing my mind) Yes ,

doctor said im too reddit and i have 42069 days to live

Empire State Building for scale

u can literally just go around killing people for fun btw

[Judging At The Hague] Yikes ! Not Very Wholesome Chungus Of You Bro

few people know this but you can also throw Australians like boomerangs too

imagine eating a rly bright light and it turns u into a skin lantern for like 3 days

I do not have organs inside me I actually have little seeds like an apple and my balls are avocado stones

They call me unemployed because I make no money

i refuse to support artificial intelligence until openai's policies allow chatgpt to roleplay sucking the hell outta my toes

(White woman scooby doo villain) And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids - and that sexy fucking hound!

The word "Women" is derived from the prefix "wo," meaning beautiful/sexual, and the word "men," which means bros

why do psychedelics when u can just play a 6 minute song on guitar hero and then look away from the screen

sock is in the hague using neurodivergence to excuse their war crimes

Layla Sighting

vayre and glorkglunk make my bluesky tl so . . . interesting

merry foxmas

Mug Wazowski

Do u think cars are like wormholes to dogs? I think they are

syzy just understands the dubstep observable universe I cannot explain it any other way

Decapitated

WOAH HEY I DID THAT :D

How did you acquire this footage

Time's up . Hand me the controller

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cross posting

I can't believe people go out of their way to listen to Christmas music

I don't care i'll spend all day on here posting dogshit that nobody likes and i dont make any money off of ill waste my life away i don't care. And why don't I care? Well, the answer is quite simple. I'm Gangsta

they don't have fizzy drinks in the netherlands because everything is flat

Sorry everyone . No more peeling

*peels your nipples off like plasters*

time to see how this algo works fr

*peels your finger like a carrot*