tried a joint lock, didn't do it perfectly and instead just dislocated his arm 😭😭😭😭

Was practicing armed sparring with my friend a bit ago. It went horribly. He stabbed me pretty well and I accidentally dislocated his arm while attempting a take down 💀

me and Bluesky oomfs meetup:

Twitter moment

oh! why hello there little spider.

this poor defenseless CEO does not know how to eat a burger youtu.be/QNhTIvO7rvo

atom bomb versus dying ant ass title 😭😭😭😭

I love the argument that all trans people are mentally ill. Like even if you were right the fuck is your point, you wanting to follow in hitlers footsteps and start another Aktion T4 disability euthanasia program?

im gonna do this to Seraph.

I'm at the age where stretching wrong causes my back to start hurting 😭😭 holy unc

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND AAAAA 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

Alzheimers is horrible. I miss my mom :(

is it a cat with a grape on it or a grape with a cat under it?

i miss seraph already i wanna hear her voice againnnnnn

I'm ngl this looks fire

woahhhhhh

New bio, do we FW it? >:)

attempting to get my trans fem friend pregnant. Will LYK how it goes.

Penguinz0 is my favorite anime voice actor

This gif is honestly amazing.

that singular incident was honest to god my breaking point in life I'm not even gonna lie.

Shout-out to that time someone tried to swat me but rather than swatting where I lived they swatted the house my mother with late stage dementia lived.

I once had a dream where I wanted to become a Chinese resident so I learned Chinese, tweeted and posted fully in Chinese despite having an English audience and started praising the CCP

can u kill a dolphin in self defense because honest to god those mf's be raping people are you just meant to swim there and take it like a good boy?

being 6'0 is actually funny as fuck because whenever someone talks shit to me in person I lean down to be eye to eye with them which is an insane micro-agression to some assholes LMAOO

does this to u

me and my Bluesky mutuals

I curse a lot but I dislike people who curse in sentences where it's really not nessicary. like "This is fucking awesome" or "this is the greatest fucking thing ever" which are comments I see under animations or songs that I find super cringe.

I love my oomfies :3

official genshin account btw 😭

I miss my mother so much. she has dementia and it gets worse every time I see her. I wish I was able to spend more time with her before it got really bad when I was 13-14.

I uh.. have some bad news for you.. 💀

Shout-out to that time I made a joke on Twitter and one of my followers made the same joke word for word on Instagram and got 80K likes on it 💀

The "is loli pedophilia" argument is stupid. It doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. What matters is if I'd feel comfortable having my daughter or my son babysat or around someone who publicly likes that stuff. The answer is a resounding no. That's the end all be all to the argument.

Shout-out to that time the cleaners organized my porn magazines in alphabetical order.

ain't no one calling 4MMC meow meow 💀

it's crazy how I went from an optimist as an early teen to a pessimist as a young adult. the real world genuinely fucks you up 😭

fatass baby, bro 😭😭

Just realized I had a folder with the Greek Z on the desktop homepage of my PC. HANK NO DON'T NAME THE CHINESE PLANTS VS ZOMBIES MOD ζ ITS NOT A GOOD SYMBOL ONLINE HANK

my friends freaking out upon realizing I'm a furry. not in a bad way they're a furry too but they didn't think I was one LMAO

my friends over for my birthday and they brought snacks. SHIT LOOKS LIKE ITS EASTER BRO 😭😭😭

Bought a game on eBay and the senders name was "Albert Brown" 🥀🥀

HELLO????

ITS LEVEL 8932!!!!!

This shits so peak

today's my bday :3

I am so god damn excited for season 4 of invincible