I'm like the Elon musk of Bluesky

See this is why I love having employees, I can just steal their ideas

MPREGMAFIA

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FORTNITE 67 REAL

Your raccoon girlfriend doesn’t need to wear pants to go out in the snow that’s what all her fat and fluff is for!!!

Watching my wife shake her ass has me feeling like those monkeys who get tricked into revealing a water source

Sprint 2025-11-28: lulwa and very making out sloppy style, naked except for their collars which are chained together and keeping them physically close. BUT YOU HAVE TO DRAW THE INU GIRL FIRST EAT YOUR VEGETABLES (cc: @dirtydnd.bsky.social)

They make games 4 player so there can always be 1 designated team leader, 1 loyal companion, and 2 dipshits

I wanna cosplay Miruko for my bunny wife and have hot cosplay sex, but Im afraid she'll say that her cottontail culture is not my costume

I could have a buttplug in rn and you wouldn't even know it, my ass is JUICY rn and instead of enjoying I'm playing Ultrakill

You have to inflate for the survival of our species, we won't survive through the winter without it.

type (and size) disadvantage...

Dude if you don't let me talk about my fixations during/after sex I don't want you. Like get me a girl who finds my stupid Snapple quality facts hot.

Hey Satan, just calling to let you know I have a new punishment for you. So basically you let someone live in a real world and like everything is normal, except, the theme song of their favorite show or game or something gets a phonk remix that gets popular for Sigma alpha chad edits. Okay love you!

I ain't gonna lie no more, sometimes I visualize rhythm game charts to the sound of me slamming my hips against someone

Office siren X Deer in headlights new hire pred/prey toxic workplace Yuri

Backshots won’t ruin the friendship, but hating RE4 will

All good things come in acronyms: BOGO, GOAT, DP, LASER, NTR

If we were bugs I’d fill you up with my eggs

Ethical monogamy isn’t woke enough for me, bring back highly unethical polyamory

You’re built like you play K rool

What??? Babe no it’s like uh, it’s like Halo! You’re just popping armor lock, except it’ll last a lot longer! Why did you make that face? You love armor! You’re such a good knight! Now just sit still while I screw the cage in.

Watching my wife slice off the fishnets of a ham with a knife makes me feel some typa way

If you vc with someone for more than 15 hours, you're more than friends

killer 7 is literally the coolest fucking shit I’ve ever seen I’ve only been playing for like 30 minutes but I’m geeked out of my mind and playing this shit and I wanna personally blow suda51 for making such a crazy ass videogame FUCKKKKKKK THIS SHIT IS SO COOOOOOOOL

( oviposition , pregnancy ) such an eager volunteer...!

I LOVE COMMUNICATION I LOVE HONESTY! PLEASE TALK TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING IMMATURE AND JUST NOT!!! IT WONT HURT MY FEELINGS! I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS SO HARD FOR CHRONIFALLY ONLINE ADULTS!! IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE W ME SAY SOMETHING! JUST BECAUSE WE KNOW EACHOTHER DOESNT MEAN YOU ARE OWED MY TIME!!!

My attraction to every therapist I’ve ever had, and every mortician I’ve ever seen are quite similar

topaz thigh fucking

ya'll fw the egg

Call me jerma the way I be craftin this shit

If you got a bitch who look like Ishmael you better slosh her shit

IPC lapdog 💎 #topaz #hsr

Our new favorite analog horror series:

Tgirl can have some bottoming as a treat, just this once

No more reddit ever

It's okay for employees and bosses to fuck in the same way its okay for big sisters and little sisters to fuck

You know that rps gettin serious when you read shit like this

Real couples argue over who gets the extra baja blast

I’m less of a cuck puppy and more like a guarding watchdog

SHES FINALLY GONNA DO ALL THE STUFF WEVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT TONIGHT

After a long week, she was eager to ease some of the tension...

i need to nuzzle tummy right now or i will die

I woke up and genuinely thought I heard the Bloodborne bell sound, like I just spawned in LMAO

Happy birfday to me! 🥳 (Made for me by the lovely @/pastel_teeth on twitter.) #furryart

weird girl at the bar