2015 VC SCAMS: What if juice didn't have to be for geniuses 2025 VC SCAMS: Behold your new god. Also your slave, also maybe fuck its mouth and it won't matter if it says no 2035 VC SCAMS: Who has time to shoot street urchins *themselves* these days 2045 VC SCAMS: Human heart onahole. Murder Killing

human beings will put up with an astonishing amount of shit so their children can eat and drink, grow up to outlive them, and know more than they do about the world. our capitalists have lost sight of how powerful of a carrot that is, think they can count on the stick by itself

in the general case, mass literacy is one of the few things industrialization accomplished in most societies that everyone regards as positive. if they make illiterates out of the generations to come, they won't be docile

one of the things this awful alienation does to sustain itself is create boundaries between ourselves and our own past, make us imagine our own forefathers & foremothers as total foreigners whose souls are as alien to us as inhabitants of another star

it is horrible. I do not want to tell you it is not horrible. but this world was built by illiterates who shat in buckets and usually died when a wound got infected

"Hello" will be replaced with "Instant Death Five Generations" and goodbye replaced with attempts at mma-based murder strikes

Your grandchildren will throw temper tantrums when their cereal doesn't kill them. Consider it the greatest betrayal of their lives. Children's cartoons will mostly be twiching severed limbs interspersed with fancam-style fire-and-brimstone pentecostal bellowing slurmed to incoherence

the youth of our dotage will wander about with the ignorant, gnawing anxiety of livestock that escape the slaughterhouse, unconsciously reenacting their own unrealized gangland-style slayings. Marriage proposals will take place prone and limp, unmoving rather than kneeling

the future will be so fucked up they'll have kids do drills to prepare them for if they *aren't* attacked by an active shooter

by the year 2060 the word "Email" will be used to describe a number of remotely operated guns regulation-mandated to be attached to consumer devices like smartphones and computers, firing in all directions to ensure maximum carnage. Mostly the same emotional mix as now though

2055 and later is just a seething hateful hiss like the souls of a thousand murderers shrieking like starving wolves in the red lust of the kill. $1 billion in the first week. Turns out the orphans are crash test dummies full of red cornstarch. Economy collapses. etc

Nintendo will maintain their family-friendly image for their flagship IPs by introducing a sort of Jeff The Killer mario brother on account of most nuclear families will include a creepy serial killer by 2065

In the near future social media will become obsolete as the only topics normal people feel compelled to discuss on a daily basis are being stabbed, stabbing others, drinking blood, omegaverse, eating human remains by moonlight, foreskin restoration, and a new thing called "Evil Omegaverse"

oh god is that why we're still endlessly indulging this skull-measuring shit from random juiceless billionaires? Oh *god*

i believe it was rebecca sugar who said the purpose of art is to harrow the soul and prepare it for death

if i'm on a blocklist you don't want it

if i'm on a blocklist, whoever made that blocklist wants you stupid and docile and bad at posting. maybe you want that actually. maybe you can't handle this smoke

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

the good part about being a socialist is that you get to be right about everything that's wrong with the world. the bad part is that everything that's wrong with the world is still wrong with it

when the zombie apocalypse mid your shift but at least the snacks are free now.

if you can see past the meme shit (which I honestly think was meant to be exactly as just-dated at the time as it came off) What We Do is like. *vicious* vicious about the current zeitgeist, which a significant part of the band wouldn't even live to see

you know, i didn't love Something For Everybody when it came out but at this stage of things I kind of have to admit that Devo still had it and pretty much nailed the exact kind of ugliness the future was cooking up

[american psychically shattered at formative age by state violence trying to explain the poverty of the human spirit under capitalism] imagine infinite hamburgers

eatin and breedin and pumpin gas / cheezburger cheezburger do it again

I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me. I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.

It is within the realm of possible that it would have proceeded had Hitler been aborted. Hitler requires the Holocaust to make sense of, the Holocaust does not require Hitler to make sense of. I hope everyone doing this garbage is ashamed of themselves

I think Hitler had many autistic people euthanized and encouraged the exact attitude towards congenital difference that these tech ghouls seek to mainstream again. I think his party produced films glamorizing the euthanasia of difficult children, relentlessly depicted difference as a burden

every era invents its own hitler for its own needs. Personally I like to think of him as a violent police informant who hounded his underaged niece into suicide over fucking him, something that is well-attested by history and does not require melting magic chemicals near each other to detect autism

Let's be honest with each other, you don't think Brianna Ghey's murderers should have been charged with a crime, do you? After all, you spend an awful lot of your time arguing that it was her fault for having a phone.

becoming a keto guy but for emotions. neolithic humanity was immersed in violence and terrified 24/7. the human brain did not evolve to be chill. boost your productivity by coming to my retreat where i give you ptsd

i am distantly related to the guy who invented benzos and i find it fascinating that my family line has been engaged in a generational war with jordan peterson

The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)

my haters mock me for smoking what they believe to be crack from a lightbulb. but it's not crack. it's domperidone and i'm going to drown them in milk

so-called anarchists when u touch their pro state

we're still in a phase of things where broadcasting it has an annoying habit of blowing up the spot & getting products pulled or w/e but it's extremely viable to pick up estradiol without a prescription. gateekeeping keeps gettin more and more intense & the gov't keeps fuckin w insurance. fuck it

One of my proudest moments was falling asleep during his entire set when he was part of the Summer Sanitarium tour in '00. Great fucking nap that got me ready for Metallica.

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

it's field-dependent. to a physicist intrinsic value is something different than to an analytic philosopher or an economist. the meaning even changes among different groups of ppl who are not any kind of violent pervert at all

I hate our gerontocracy so much. Schumer has got to go. This out of touch old man refuses to get a smartphone, even as people keep trying to hand him one.

being trans is hard. there's a plurality of us who have witnessed the abyss, gotta shake it off as it brushes at short hairs on our arms like an old flame come calling, yet the culture's concerns are all abt whether to spend $15 on mediocre drugs or on a used Baby Yoda shirt with a dry cumshot on it

i am not putting my own fundraiser here bc i respect mr. valley a little too much to be that crass and i'm beyond sure he knows this as well as i do. but for anyone still on that "harm reduction" nonsense, they don't even pretend to bother lately lol

if you feel worried about the news and have $7 to spend on anything i strongly recommend buying pornography or other comestibles from a random trans person or throwing down on their fundraisers bc god knows that's likely gonna do more good in stymying trump than these turds in suits

People who get an autism diagnosis in middle age often wonder how it might have been if they'd been diagnosed as a child, they'd be like what do you mean doctor, that's a really weird diagnosis

CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound

Kinda funny the Dems did the shutdown largely as a show for the base and now people are madder than before lol

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