I'm sorry but anyone who thinks Paramount is going with the name "Sonic Compact Disc" is kinda dumb

I've been saying this for years, and the grifters have become confident enough to say it out loud: Those who report on Nintendo care about writing a believable narrative first, and creating informative content second. These ppl can't comprehend being anti misinformation if the truth favors Nintendo

They should do this to Susie

Playing Galaxy 2 with my little brother is always really funny bc he hasn't played very many platformers since this game originally came out, so sometimes he'll die to a silly beginner mistake and sometimes he'll randomly pull off the most insane clutch

Honestly I spend so much mispressing this button compared to actually using it that Nintendo might as well have just moved the GameChat popup into the quick settings

Lowkey I think Air Riders is going to be more fun to play than Ultimate 😶

Round 2 -New characters: Taranza, Galacta/Morpho Knight, Dark Matter -New vehicle and/or class based on the UFO enemy -Story mode that's just World of Light but with City Trails minigames -A segment on skins mayhaps? Idk I'm still coping for Forgotten Land Dedede -Still waiting for that 120FPS mode

Ain't no way Nintendo accidentally uploaded the second Air Riders Direct a full day early 😭🙏

In 2021, I wrote a fanfiction about the origins of Lubba from Super Mario Galaxy 2. In honor of the game's 15th anniversary, I've created a proper archive of that original story, with the addition of a new chapter! www.wattpad.com/story/403175...

WDYM THEY REDUCED THE FREQUENCY OF LAP TYPE TRACKS

"You've gotta be soaring high, like shooting stars in the sky if you think we fucking" Me asf:

1) I like the big 2 after the title, it's silly but it makes it easier to discuss the Direct individually compared to Ultimate's Directs 2) One hour is a crazy long time, even for a Sakurai event. I wonder if Nintendo is shifting to 60 minutes as the standard for the big Directs going forward 🤔

For all the things I could fault the Switch 2 for, I haven't been this impressed with the build quality of a console before I remember the R button crapping out on my og Switch after 2-3 months. The only hardware issue I've had with Switch 2 four months in is it being unable to display at 1440p120

Tsk tsk smh my head,.., I can't believe Roxie "Lubba from Super Mario Galaxy 2 is trans" Proxy would do this.. . .

So nobody was gonna tell me I rted the guy who pushed the "Sakurai is pro GenAI" quote

Fuck it, thread of literally every Super Mario Galaxy 2 news post on #NintendoToday (not including Super Mario Galaxy + Super Mario Galaxy 2 posts which only cover content from the first game)

Seriously wondering what the thought process of these ppl is... "Finally, someone willing to chastise Nintendo for releasing a disappointing video game at full price. THAT'S what's been missing from YouTube!"

I'd argue that movies are in a much worse spot rn when it comes to longevity. Whether you buy digital or stream, you're always at the mercy of the company deciding to revoke your content rather than pay the licensing fees. Games may not be far behind but physical games are far more plentiful

The Shigeru Miyamoker: "Why so mandated?"

This why lubba clears

That's it? That's the new storybook chapter for Super Mario Galaxy? That was just Nintendo canonizing a piece of Super Mario Odyssey concept art! Grrrrrrr... Rosalina betrayed us!

Somehow never occured to me after all these years that: >The moves Bowser gains in Galaxy 1 are copying the player's moveset >Mario can block Bowser's spin with his own spin

Yes, I'm currently halfway through writing an analysis on the new Lubba Storybook, and yes, I'm already at nine pages even though it's only four chapters long In other news, the sky is blue

Play Xbox games? No, More nonsense.

>Promises a no-nonsense version of Windows that can play all of your Xbox games >Crammed with even more nonsense >Can't play Xbox games Yeah that sounds about right

Oh... Mario Kart World is DEAD dead...

Remember when Nintendo cancelled a live-action Zelda Netflix adaptation because they were unhappy that it was leaked

Even Mario is done with this game lmfao 😭

Game with a $70 Nintendo Switch 2 cartridge btw

Sometimes I think about how tough this would've been had we committed to leaving Twitter "X" "The Everything App" Dot Com back in like 2022

Peacemaker Season 2 finale spoilers . . . So do y'all think Adrian was team old box art?

Peacemaker finale on the same day as Super Mario Galaxy + Super Mario Galaxy 2's one week anniversary

NINTENDO TODAY IS FINALLY PEAK

They should do the long walk in real life but instead of walking non-stop until you collapse from exhaustion and die you have to work 40 hours a week until you collapse from exhaustion and die

Peacemaker Season 2 intro if it was written by Toby Fox, a thread 🧵

Concerning amount of people who think "if you're criticizing Nintendo for being anti consumer then please extend that same energy towards Microsoft for being genocidal" and "you can't criticize Nintendo for being anti consumer because Microsoft is genocidal" are the same sentence

Qrts are the perfect litimus test for what gamers will quantify as "evil". Phil Spencer could kill a Palestinian child point blank and the game journalists would focus on Nintendo sueing someone or parenting something. Because "evil" to consumers is just the things that directly impact them

"That man is beating Super Mario Galaxy 1 + 2 without reading Rosalina's Storybook!" "Well, let's hope we don't mandate him!" Favorite line ♥️

If you remember this era of Twitter you may be entitled to a senior citizen's discount

"There will be no new tracks next week"

This happened to my brother while we were playing Galaxy 2 multiplayer I've never seen the physics of this planet act this way lmao

I think everyone who's saying BlueSky is too far gone is forgetting how genuinely godawful Twitter was even before its sale. Like ppl didn't just up and leave, they tried to fight back against the fascist moderation but the current owner is too stupid to concede on issues that are losing him money

So I played a bit of Super Mario Galaxy in handheld mode, and honestly switching between gyro controls for collecting starbits and the touch screen for pull stars isn't a half bad setup Makes me even more baffled this just. Wasn't an option in 3D All-Stars. Genuinely what was up with that?

Y'all notice that Shakespeare has been real quiet since Nintendo dropped Super Mario Galaxy 2 for Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 🤔

i need a minute................. (....for what it's worth, Lubba voiced by Natasha Lyonne would go hard-)

Yeah... I'm thinking Super Mario Galaxy 2's storybook is the best piece of writing to come out of the mainline Mario series since the storybook's inception in 2007 If I hadn't already been a long-time Lubba soldier, this would have made me one. We have never been so back!