goodnight. think about how i’m basically the same height as this dwarf prince king guy

IM THE SAME HEIGHT AS MOVIE THORIN THAT’S 😭😭😭

reading this really fucking good Fili fanfic that actually made me cry. i’m thriving

i go read fanfic maybe and then pass out goodnight

bye everyone i’m moving to ireland with zef

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i’m going to scream cry maybe throw up because of how good lord of the rings is nothing will ever be like it ever again

i would have gone with you to the end… into the very fires of mordor 🎶 true that i saw here hair like the branch of a tree a willow dancing on air before covering me under cotton and calicoes over canopy dapple long ago 🎶

i need to find a lord of the rings lock screen i like

thought too much about epic 2013 and just started wailing for a second there…

i forgot i’m running on 3 hours of sleep lmao

I FORGOT PITBULL WAS IN EPIC 2013 LMAO

TEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEH HEHEHHE HAHAHAHA HEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHAH RHEHEHEHEHHEE HEHEHHEEH

i’m glad i’m being so normal today hahaha (isn’t)

*points to myself in the mirror* you can’t constantly suggest that people watch the lord of the rings and/or the hobbit movies. they’re very long and not everyone has the capacity. i know it would be great if everyone did, though.

thank you to everyone who didn’t correct me when i said “omg elrond and galadriel being badass soon” because i would’ve exploded on the spot if you did that

hmm

if i had a dollar for every time i was jumpscared by ed sheeran, i think id have a lot of dollars actually. but if we’re being specific… in regards to movies/shows, id have 2 dollars

if i don’t watch the end of the battle of botfa then nothing bad happened !! (guy who’s gonna watch it anyway)

oh my goodness ed sheeran jumpscare

elrond and galadriel badass NEXT MOVIE

me when my tolkien hyperfixation reawakens

i stand by this btw

there’s so much gold in there

chat i’m starting to think i’m wrong about elrond and galadriel showing up in this movie lmao…

thorin :(

i love bard

thorin is worried about his boyfriend

bilbo isn’t a very good liar but neither am i but also i’ve seen this so many times maybe he’s an okay liar

BILBO (BILBO) BILBO BAGGINS THE BRAVEST LITTLE HOBBIT OF ‘EM ALL

what a wild first thing to say to someone you just met

THE WAY BILBO STOOD UP LMAO (also that nose wiggle stim… i do that… he’s so relatable)

STOP WAIT THAT WAS SO FUNNY HANG ON

there are two wolves inside of you. one wants to grow your hair out ridiculously long. the other wants you to shave your head.

SMAUG IS AWAKE

bilbo is so real and relatable

SMAUG SOON

STOP THEY DID NOT JUST DO THE WILHELM SCREAM FOR THAT YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME THAT’S SO 😭 horribly timed. this is supposed to be a serious scene I GASPED OUT LOUD WHY AM I LAUGHING STOP

galadriel and elrond being badass soon….

bofur, to kili: don’t move *runs off* kili: *writhing in pain*

anyway DESOLATION OF SMAUG CONCLUSION

bsky stop using ai to moderate their shit, challenge impossible bsky have real human people moderate their shit, challenge impossible bsky have impartial people be mods, challenge impossible bsky come down from their ivory tower and talk and listen to the people, challenge impossible

FILI IS NOT GRAPHIC MEDIA

i wanna see something

been thinking about Arondir for hours

you can not call yourself an ally of black/brown people and refuse to acknowledge and speak up about what’s going on. especially if you are not doing any community work, attending protests, or crowdfunding. reading the news isn’t enough. you need to actively care about black and brown people.

sometimes bullying the mods for using a robot to moderate their shit they should be moderating with real human eyes works. sometimes. i mean, i can only think of this one instance, though,

peace is (somewhat) restored (somewhat)