The king's attendant

"Damn, newbie! You are coated in jizz! So which am I? Am I number three or four?" "Uhhn! ...I think you're number five...oh, fuck!" "Shit, I can't believe how tight you still are! Oh, well, only four more to go after me!"

on a picnic blanket

Jennifer liked to watch her husband suck strangers' cocks...which is only natural

Flag Day! Trump's birthday! Stupid, garish, disgusting thing going on on the White House lawn! Whee! In honor of my futile rant, enjoy this heretical post.

Sucking off the gardener

jizzfest, no. 5

cocksucking goth priest

ancient hummer #gayblowjob

World Cup starts tomorrow!

It's swimming pool season again! Get the hell out there and introduce yourself to a stranger!

Tempting their Uber driver

jizzfest, no. 4 (Sunday edition)

A good old-fashioned fuck from a Roman soldier #mm #analsex

Office penthouse antics #mmbj

"Hey, Sargeant, I wanna be next!" "You got it, Corporal! Just let me loosen him up!"

Superman and Jimmy

Is that a cobweb? #masturbation

worship #cocksucking

jizzfest, no. 3

And still, representing this country…

That was fun. Let's take a break!

someone's lucky day (ver. 6)

The boss is trying to teach this college intern how to catch. Admittedly, he's getting better.

Laundry day again #ThursdayIsLaundryDay

After a day of chores

"You doing okay?" "...yeah." "Not too big?" "Oh, no, it *is* too big...waaaay too big. Now shut up and plow me with that motherfucking baseball bat!"

Ellen had had her suspicions about her husband, but she had never expected to find him sucking off their adult son

Rentboy (18+ specified)

"Repent! Repent! Repent, my son!" "Yes! Yes! I'll repent! Whatever you want! Just don't stop!" "Do you accept the Lord into your heart, my son?" "Oh, Jesus! God, yeah!" "Praise be!"

jizzfest, no. 2

"Hey, we're studly, happy, handsome, and inexplicably wet! What's up with that?" "You got me, man!"

When you simply need it

Feeding time

Sal "The Sausage" held a high rank in the Chicago mafia in the 1930s, but if his fellow mobsters found out about his penchant for young blond hustlers, he'd soon find himself sleeping with the fishes at the bottom of Lake Michigan. (prompt specified 18+)

some guys like to watch (alt. ver.) #UrinalsParty

Some guys like to watch #UrinalsParty

jizzfest, no. 1

Hook-up in Polynesia

laundromat #ThursdayIsLaundryDay

cowpoking, again

"D'yall reckon yer fine, manly moustache turns me on nearly quite so much as yer impressive tube of man-meat does?" ... "Uh, sure?"

"How is this related to goatherding?" "Hush."

Horny Roman soldiers posted in Pannonia get creative

Let's see...calculus exam is Monday...I've got a paper due on Derrida on Tuesday...hmm

mounting desire

Greek and some guy

"Hold still." "Fine. Just shove it in and get it over with, dad."

poppies!