I've long since realized I'm a "let's walk around and explore before we board" in a family of "let's just sit and wait at the gate".

Okay. I need to go on a UK-related rant.

1. Why do these other teams get to have their merch readily available while I have to go online? 2. Exchange rate. 3. Amazon's outrageous shipping costs, or Fanatics advertising some discount or promo, only to point out in the fine print

Found another store with NCAA stuff... Alabama, Florida, Tennessee, Michigan State, UConn, Texas, UNC, Ohio State, Purdue, Auburn, UCLA, Minnesota, Notre Dame, Nebraska, Harvard, Yale, California, Duke, Michigan. [steps out into the open] [clears throat] WHAT DOES SOMEONE LIKE ME HAVE TO DO

Good morning (now afternoon) #BBN, it's GAME DAY! One win away from bowl eligibility - who'd have thought?! Kentucky's first chance to get that 6th win comes this afternoon as they taken on Vanderbilt in Nashville! Kickoff 15:30 #ForTheTeam

About to head into another store that has college apparel. Wish me luck.

I've thought this for a while but finally actually saying it: Ring-or-nothing culture has poisoned North American sports fandom.

Who knew that wanting to look out for your well-being was such a controversial take...

PSA: Unsolicited touching, actions, comments, etc. remain unsolicited even if the person you're doing it towards is the same gender as you.

Good morning #BBN, it's GAME DAY! Kentucky is back out on the road tonight to face Auburn. Time to get back in the win column... please? Kickoff 19:30 #ForTheTeam

Good morning, it's POSTSEASON GAME DAY! Laurier's playoff journey will begin in the Yates Cup semifinals. They host Guelph this afternoon with a spot in the Yates Cup game on the line! Kickoff 13:00 #SoarAbove

And my 2025 bike season officially ends with a personal record breaking time of 1:10:11! I'm ending my season on that. There's no way I get another best time before winter.

And my 2025 bike season officially ends with a personal record breaking time of 1:10:11! I'm ending my season on that. There's no way I get another best time before winter.

2,020m left in this bike season?

100 marriage counsellors: If someone successfully gets away with having an affair, are they likely to get away with another one? Answer: 89 said yes #CardSharks

I just want one reason to be happy again. Especially at this time of the year when everything always hurts.

Next Tuesday is going to be a battleground inside my head. I can already feel it.

Trying my best to smile through the pain during this tough time of year. Just hoping for a real reason to be happy soon.

100 pregnant women: Would you extend your pregnancy term by 3 months in exchange for being able to choose their gender? Answer: 20 said yes #CardSharks

Laurier 🏈 defeats Toronto 59-21 and is now 6-0 on the season!

Good morning #BBN, it's GAME DAY! For the first time this season, Kentucky heads out on the road. They open their road schedule in Columbia against South Carolina tonight. Time to get back into the SEC win column! Kickoff 19:45 #ForTheTeam

Good morning, it's GAME DAY! HOMECOMING! Laurier welcomes the alumni back to Knight-Newbrough Field as they put their 5-0 record on the line against Toronto this afternoon! Kickoff 13:00 #SoarAbove

With all of... that... news running rampant, I've never felt less welcome as an autistic person than I do right now.

100 married women: Since getting married, have you worn your wedding dress again? Answer: 26 said yes #CardSharks

It might have been tighter than we liked towards the end but Laurier leaves Ottawa with another win after defeating UOttawa 30-24! Laurier 🏈 is now 5-0 on the season! #SoarAbove

Good morning, it's GAME DAY! Laurier looks to keep their amazing start to the season going, as they travel to the nation's capital for a big matchup against Ottawa this afternoon! Kickoff 13:00 #SoarAbove

Back in the win column! Final: Kentucky 48, Eastern Michigan 23 UK: 2-1

Last minute touchdown by Eastern Michigan. I'm not going to knock the defense for that one

TOUCHDOWN KENTUCKY! JASON PATTERSON!

FG, after what felt like a missed opportunity. Kentucky 41, Eastern Michigan 16

Beau Allen? Did he transfer then transfer back?

End of the 3rd: Kentucky 38, Eastern Michigan 16

The feet are past the line to gain but the ball is not! Turnover on downs, Kentucky ball!

TOUCHDOWN KENTUCKY! SETH MCGOWAN!

And the fake punt is blown up! Kentucky ball!

Off the upright and through for a FG! Kentucky 31, Eastern Michigan 16

"Someone on Kentucky make a play on defense" Actually though.

And our first drive of the 2nd half ends in a punt.

Half: Kentucky 28, Eastern Michigan 16

FG EMU. Kentucky 28, Eastern Michigan 16

Wait. He never called a fair catch... and even if he did, it was dropped... and the hit came after the ball landed...

And you threw that like that... because why?

And Eastern Michigan responds with a touchdown after a 64 yard pass.

TOUCHDOWN KENTUCKY! JOSH KATTUS!

CFB has a 2 minute warning now? Okay then. 2 minute warning it is.

Okay. Fixed the problem again. PLEASE let me get through the rest of this game with no more issues!

And now my feed switched to Ohio vs Ohio State...

Okay, can someone explain to me... when a flag is called, the referee will finish the announcement by declaring what down is next. 1st down = 1 finger 2nd down = 2 fingers 3rd down = 3 fingers ... so why is 4th down signalled with a fist?

End of the 1st: Kentucky 14, Eastern Michigan 3

Oh, by the way, Eastern Michigan... don't think I've forgotten about the stunt you pulled when Terry Wilson was still our QB...