Ehhh

getting the shittest advice ever along the lines of “make everyone hate you and then kys” and I’d tell them to fuck off but it’s like Ugh

Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me in sketchers?

No, his major fetish is a minor fetish.

What is this, the Salem ho trials!?!

Yeah, what about the pursuit of unhappiness…?

I'm sorry I'm a disappointment, Mom. I'd want a daughter who gets A's on math tests instead of... D's to the face!

Make no mistake. I'm a sociopath. God, that sounded evil - let's rewind a little. I grew up all over costal America, house after house, after restraining order everything just kinda blends in. If the divorce rate was 50/50 my mom landed on tails like eight times.

Everyones gonna have an opinion on what I did to survive, but lets see you homeless with no one to crash with. Those “upper favors” are gonna start sounding real convenient. Then again, you’re probably not as pretty as me, so you’d only get paid for lower favors. Bend over, bitch.

I leaned how to break into a car on MySpace, how is that not educational?