The new Hellaverse pride merch is amazing, but I'm kind of sad that Millie isn't unlabeled. I'm fine with her being straight, nothing would change if she was bi or wtver, but being someone with an unlabeled sexuality, it makes me sad to see that all of the characters' sexualities have to be concrete

Had a 🍃brownie now im wondering how vampires get hard

And all of the #staticbelle shippers went wild

Quote from a friend today; "I want him to get professional help, but I also want him to suck my tits"

A scene from a movie that absolutely destroyed ypu. GIFs only This movie fucking KILLED me so many times in a row. The only other scene other than this one that made me cry more was probably the 'awoo' scene, but I couldn't find a gif for that one

I feel like I'm fucking dying I've had a cough for the last three days and it HURTS My body hates me

UUUGGH I need to vent for like, half a second🧵 I'm part of this group thing that makes short films just for fun (plus, I'm looking into becoming a videographer someday) and the guy who fucking runs it said we could use ai to write the scripts!

When some random teenager called me a little boy when I passed them on the street last week

Holy shit

I'm gonna watch Saw for the first time tonight (I know, I know, I should've seen it much sooner)

I'm gonna watch Saw for the first time tonight (I know, I know, I should've seen it much sooner)

There's a mass blackout happening in my city, I got power back like an hour ago. It started at, like, five PM and now it's fourteen passed nine lmao

I don't know WHERE it got hypersexual from but everything else is like spot on

I'm acting like I'm gonna get any action, I'm single as fuck rn TvT

MY PERIOD WENT AWAY JUST IN TIMEVFOR VALENTINE'S, YES!! Also, happy Valentine's Day <3

It's snowing where I live rn, and I went out to take some photos (more in thread), but I found some deer hoofprints, and my mind went "Alastor?"

It's my birthday!!

Watched two horror movies tonight. 'The Babysitter' and 'Freaky' (lmao)

So many people are excited for Valentine's day this week but I'm most excited for my birthday this Wednesday :3

Not gonna be buying the new merch, but I'm glad to see more big-hands-Lucifer propaganda :3

I'm trans+genderfaun, which is basically just genderfluid without the girl part (he/they is what I usually go by), and I'm demiromantic/sexual I don't really have a label for *who* I'm attracted to. I've only dated men, but I'm open to anyone. I guess that would make me pan, but I dunno for sure.

Pro tip: If you watch a Jordan Peele film while you have one of those headaches that make you feel like you're entering the 5th dimension, you get a great substitution for hard drugs

Called my 'lovely' mother today. She told me everything would be fine when I said I was worried for my life. I can't believe I forgot that because she's cis and straight-passing, I'm also cis and straight-passing! (Soo much sarcasm)

Oh, man, in 15 days, I'll be a quarter of a century old.