How to write good software: - Test the shit out of it. - Verify every detail if you found something odd. - Use address sanitized, Valgrind - Write integration / random tests. Many. - Make hard parts as simple as possible (threading model for instance). - Sacrifice lambs in the golden temple.

Projet de recherche d'Apple pour des robots non anthropomorphiques "expressifs" (c'est de l'IA bien sûr). En gros c'est la lampe de Pixar mais dans votre quotidien. Regardez toute la vidéo, c'est magique. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJa...

Despite it's January, I guess it's going to be that time of the semi-decade I'll check that my Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVDs are still running fine.

Adieu 2024

Just finished this year adventofcode.com, for the 5th year in row!

C'est officiel : Cette année, Noël arrive une semaine en avance 😍 #Paris2024

All I want for Christmas is TICKETS TO WHY2025! tickets.why2025.org

7 Databases in 7 Weeks for 2025 https://lobste.rs/s/pvzoa7 ##databases

Like every year, I'm learning again Rust by doing the Advent of Code: adventofcode.com/2024/ - Good luck people!

C'est avec une immense tristesse que nous vous annonçons la disparition de Suzuka, décédée hier des suites d'un cancer. Toutes nos pensées vont vers sa famille et ses proches pour les accompagner dans cette épreuve. Nous leur transmettrons tous vos messages.

Wah. I opened twitter and just found out there was so much drama in the french devops circles

Job update: I'm leaving.

New criterias for job search: Making a ticketing tool mandatory & have gif files forbidden in chat.

I have to deploy apps on a somewhat managed k8s cluster with broken CD, no secret management, misconfigured TLS/mTLS issuers, and I've not tried ingresses or persistent storage but I strongly believe those will fail to. I just wanna say no and leave the room.

Ok so I've been working for that company for 2 weeks and it is really going bad. I plan to quit soon but really don't have the motivation to start new processes to get a new job.

Companies that want to hire people to work in offices but all interviews are remote: why?

Happy new year!

Someone recently asked me to ditch IRC for discord. Today is the reason I lol'ed at him.

So I got a job interview and I was told I would deploy stuff in Kubernetes from a windows workstation, I guess it’s time for me to move on and become a carpenter or an accountant or something

what's up?

Is DDR still a thing ?

I'm currently compiling gnss-sdr to find out a set of GPS coordinates from a random hackrf capture file and this is sooo long I can write something on this website.

Update: cryptography sucks. Please just use plain text for all your stuff.

Hello if chatgpt is broken today it is my fault sorry for that.

I still don’t have a job if that matters

I reversed my first ARM binary ever tonight, and all I got was an headache.

Found my passport

Where did I put my passport

Why

In my company, production was just shutdown to patch all curl binaries.

Dear coffeemaker, automated updates are forbidden on Sunday morning after a drinky nighty so please NO NO NO

I'm drinking a coca cherry.

What about just shutting down the whole Intenet?

I finished the animal crossing jigsaw challenge so now for my mental health please hire me

I hate this game

Animal crossing jigsaw update: I hate animal heads.

Companies: If you're gonna ghost candidates to a job, make sure to NOT send them an automated "what did you think of our process" mail. That's just rude.

Saturday night kebab

So I guess I finally succeeded to install kubernetes by using kubeadm I guess my life is now complete

I want to write a Kubernetes Operator for fun. Any idea?

New jigsaw finished

Just received a rejection letter for a job I did not even apply to.

New jigsaw!

pole-emploi just sent me a job offer, please help me I don't know if I should try it or not

I decided to stop looking for a new job and to become a couch potato full time.

PSA: just finished a jigsaw.

Another day I'll be totally useless.

Sunday is not a good day to have job interview.