White out winter storm so bad I gotta blanket the windows so the house stays warm 💀

Clicker training an army to build pipe bombs.

Found a new way to overstimulate my gf. I just repeated every word I said 3 times before moving onto the next. It was really goofy.

Clicker training my friends to drink water because they DEHYDRATED AS FUCK.

I hate the holiday

Trans people deserve more respect than they get honestly. I hate that me treating a person with basic dignity is seen as a a treat rather than the standard.

Who up working the night shift.

When I was yapping tired to my gf I came to the conclusion that the nonbinary version if Yuri or Yoai is just Y

Think the stray cat I feed might have died. Poor patches. I loved her dearly. I hope she comes back if shes still around.

I'm listening to Stephen King's "Fairy Tale" and its just American Teenager Isekai but he has a .45 caliber revolver. "Maybe the real treasure was friendship and this gun I found"

🔊

Anybody wanna goof off on No mans sky, dbd, or helldivers?

Discord is DEAD rn. I love discord servers. Talking to my gf and now im sitting here like wtf?!

I LOVE FALL. YES ILL OPEN MY WINDOW BECAUSE ITS NICE AND COOL AND BRIGHT FUCCKKKKK YEEEAAAAH

God I cannot contribute to a conversation unless it's a few topics, but I am a legendary listener.

Who can I give my earnings to make me a castle crasher character. I will take recommendations or whoever wants to.

Happy borth day to mee!! I will accept presents in the form of rim world dlc. I must become a master rimmer.

Me and my gf started watching the new gumball season.

Hey gang whats up. Haven't slept yet because of my restless ahh body. Sorry if you see this babe I'll try to wake up before 2pm XD

This CyberWorld sucks there isn't even a free pool

I Love staying up late. I need to make friends with vampires so I can have night moots. Boutta start playing outlast trials at 3am if anyone is down

SUP BITCHES, WE DRINKING WATER OR WHAT!

Peak

I will now be accepting goon applications for my secret villian lair so send me your best gooners.

I will not be ashamed of gooning. Life is too short to not bust one out

I got to spring my trap today.

Depression hits like a truck

I Love BULLYING my girlfriend. This is a reminder to all bf's to bully your girl RIGHT now.

FNAF reveal for dbd today I'm so excited!

Ever just wanna chuck yourself into a wood chipper

"The existence of the universe is proof that shit happens"

Silk Song Fans when their announcement is less than a second

Me and gf today

Who else is up Factorying they IO's ? #factorio

My gf is she was a sharp

I should make an oc with this guy as a stoner

BRUH I cant find viva piñata ANYWHERE. Is there any place I can play on pc or do I gotta Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum this shit?

Girls are so pretty. Need a girl to lay down on top of me and suffocate me to death tbh

Hey gang its clobbering time

I'm becoming convinced I've become super human and can survive on half sleep now. Either that or im accruing a sleep debt that I cant feel and im gonna crash in an unknown amount of time. I'll let everyone know.

I might actaully have to see a doctor these sleep issues are kicking my ass 😭. Slept 3 hours the day before and stayed up. Worked and came home to sleep. Woke up 3 hours later fully awake. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BODY.

Late Thought since I cant sleep more than 4 hours at a time anymore. The American dream for me is to own a house with my girlfriend. Not a big house just not a cramped one. Cool smoker/grill set up. A shared computer space for us to play our games.

Average discord call with my gf

"Me when I have to gouge out my boyfriends eyes and skull fuck him because im bored" and I quote from @tanglingbat06.bsky.social :3

My gf is threatening to bounce on it for a burger

Balatro

Liberals cant handle my right to bear arms. I'm not taking them back to the zoo no matter how goofy he looks.