That wood sounds very warm. Also, check out the stylings of Mix Master Fetus! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/ggQCIDOwMy8

Time to roll for procrastination! Also, you are a smooth laminator. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/0yDuYpQGEfA

Sorry, kid, now bring me some thin mints! Also, Three Dog Night at the Johnson house. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/jctYVKE2Wu0

Those monkeys seem a little boozy. Also, hugging jobs with Wendi and more! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/C-yth2QPpv4

Don’t talk to Fred about what he’s doing in Zaire. Also, we are marked safe for Rapture. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/vG1oD_YbJMQ

Looking for your helpful hardware person. Also, how many flushes in 2025? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/wlr9JsJecss

We will do WHAT with cat WHAT?? Also, what does it take to man the invisible table. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/p6uP2lu5ALM

Listen up, quiz heads! Pal and my TMS co-host @coverville.com launched Rock Puzzles Monthly today! Hit the site and get a free puzzle right off the bat! rockpuzzlesmonthly.com

On TMS, we have a guy at Panera! Also, if you see a tomato, RUN! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/YM-2hhA4I40

On TMS today, we say word to your mother. But we also say, you have cut your car in half. It will make sense, promise. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/AjA90zU2me4

The Morning Stream is UP! Those corn dogs are WAY too big. Also, they’re angry teeth, but they’re back there. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/LK5gP6ENeP0

Does your record go to 11? Also, who the hell is Hitler Sweeny? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/qvzZPZoiZdI

Just rub some dirt in it. How many burger terms can you recite on command? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/gAyqNmj8ebo

Get your grizzle off my spizzle. Also, you are all, in fact, Bozo. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/8jgJ1nksXEk

What OS does this plane run on? Also, where’s the thing to pause the deal?? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/B9dJOVA_9WE

On tms today: Behold, Lord Kroger! Fear him! Also, those cans are full of barely fruit. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/HjxNLkGS2-A

Those drinks are red, that is all I know. Also, two Chris Lloyds is better than one. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/go1-8cXZ8k0

It’s rare, but sometimes do you do accidental math. Plus, we need more Townships. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/PW-8m4rXemY

That Hunt guy might wanna change his name after all. Plus, Quabble is the gultimate word, admit it. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/eOuZOeTX7H8

Who is still using AOL for hell’s sake?? Also, no one likes tainted meat. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/hHyKiCNkKBs

Why does this taste like pencil shavings? Also, the party is not official till Barry shows up! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/HRKrGp9L9Mg

Mario Golf for Game Boy Color - The Best Toilet Game Ever! #nintendo #mariogolf #mario #gameboy

The Yellow Guitar Scares Me. #prince #themorningstream #tms #podcast frogpants.com/tms

Say PIE to your mother for me. Also, we have GREAT nachos but suspect bathrooms. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/5NXaRYhOanA

Look, parsecs are real to us, dammit! Plus, put a little zest sprinklage on your coffee. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/x_5KsyB9xVk

How much for the shart gun? Also, someone get an autograph from Florence Pugh The Machine Henderson. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/V6j50OxD-l8

More Nobody is good Nobody. Also, we look forward to our beige future. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/eKOC2QLiqak

Out scamming the scammers. Plus, you will get no willys, no dillys, and no Lt. Yarr. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/FCGSFCsYsCw

Don’t forget the sanctity of the movie going experience. And while yer at it, be careful where you keep your KORG. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/A22YtlHMJJk

Why is Prince all yellow and stuff? Also, I think he popped out on a Segway to start with! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/EO7bEi0sAF4

That was some spicy bird seed. Also, where does Old Yeller go now? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/W3GuaQ-On7k

Added a preliminary FAQ to the Nerdtacular 2026 page today. www.frogpants.com/nerdtacular

How come this horse tastes so weird? Also, keep touching the fuzzy. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/oBSc6UMCpzQ

It’s no nipple Wednesday! Also, who here went to Ball State University? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtube.com/scottjohnson

Come celebrate Frozen Dead Guy Days! Also, what does Shroosberry taste like? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/a8W5i_vWWug

Shipping George Lucas overseas is hard. Also, we need more Ivanhoes. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/SynYkQa9leM

Jeffery Adolf Epstein should change his name before running for mayor. Also, Inherently voluptuous rabbits. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/3xHQYfyJyxs

We makin’ Nerdtacular Moves! Also, can you smell the manticore in the morning? FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/CQh93Rcog6k

Howdy! If anyone who sees this is planning on possibly coming to Nerdtacular 2026 here in SLC, we put up a quick survey! Much details to come, but wanted to hear from you too! Here's the survey: frogpants.com/nerdtacular

The Three Sides of the Coin. Shoes stay on, bra comes off. We actually like these BEEEEES! 🐝 Giant worm gods, cheese directions, and RELIGIONS IN SPACE with Amy. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/b7NGyVTSXHM

🎙️ Rotten Tomatoes With a Pinch of Salt. NO Mufky, NO Fufky, & definitely NO Lt. Yar! Bag bros, meat jokes, dot matrix humans, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dad?! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/MdwRHAYU3Bg

🚨 Johnson Went Full Nostril! Fn key rage, hot Uranus, Ozzy’s ham, Casa Bonita chaos, and Derrel’s secret talent. Plus: Scroll Lock power, alien weiners, and Lord Octothorp III. It’s TMS madness! 🎙️ #TheMorningStream #TMS FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/BBQzeuw8XZo

Anyone have 2.5 million I can borrow for the new Frogpants Headquarters? www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Saw Ozzy live at the Salt Palace when I was still in high school. Metallica opened for him. Was insane. Nobody ever quite matched up to that dude. RIP.

Moiré madness, hat smells, scrubbed limbs, big butthole bucks, banned books, trampoline mishaps, sweetroll panic, and a crush on Bugs Bunny in drag. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/Pg0m5IT_yUQ

Got a gamer high chair for numb arms! And you should try and o rder the Juliette Brioche. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/rbfOyAbvOJo

Turn down all food called Tumor Pot Pie. Also, we would take all the beasts. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/-iicVaW1FcQ

When you are just too high for Penn & Teller. Also, beware of suddenly appearing PISH! FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/JnnPapeo-XE

Make the 40 bucks make sense! Also, aftermarket sugar-free boba pearls. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/mb3fGAsF3Us

Remember, there are FOUR TIPS! Also, those are NOT swim trunks. FEEDS, EPISODES and SITE: frogpants.com/tms VIDEO: youtu.be/mSE028HudyE