my greatest sin: that infamous "youre mommy's good little cucumber" post was unironically kind of hot to me

person who says "KABLOOEHHHH" when they cum

i want yoshikaru to have sloppy public sex and everyone hates them for it cuz it’s annoying

ABSOLUTELY CRAZY VIDEO TITLE

*patrick voice* WAIT JEFFREE!! I HAVE TO TOUCH YOU!!

touch starved 🪶

considering moving all my nsfw stuff to a priv on upscrolled

statue

im such a virgin that sometimes i forget sex is a real thing. it just seems like such an impossibility for me. mainly cuz vanilla stuff bores me though.

ahh... all anime twinks are actually butch lesbians...

clothed sex but only where one character is clothed and the other is not because the unclothed character feels more embarrassed this way

ha... woke up and immediately thought about yoshiki throwing up...

sigh.... i want yoshiki's tongue in my mouth...

god i wanna do disgusting things for kink reasons (legal moral disgusting things) but i dont think i'll ever find anyone who's into the same stuff as me

You'd make Valérie very happy if you could make a donation to the Naughty List to taste her famous mulled wine before anyone else ✨🍷✨

i would like to see yoshiki's slutty legs

ive spent the past few days writing a self-insert x yoshiki fic where he's just made to do a lot of humiliating things a bunch and he enjoys it

im way too down bad cuz i looked at yoshiki's shoes and started salivating i dont even like feet

oh big stretch

Alear

i wonder if yoshiki smells bad or good

i want to look at the back of yoshiki's knees

i want yoshiki asmr...

yoshiki overthinks during sex

there are a lot of problematic kinks where im like "eh its not so bad" but its honestly not a hill im willing to die on unless we're talking legal/governmental censorship

ZOMBIES!!!!!

#OC　汚染

im somewhat of a furry but any kink that emphasizes animalistic traits/behaviors lowkey makes me feel sick.

i want to grab yoshiki's tongue and lick it

i like when the top is shorter than the bottom

i once had someone ask me why i go for "consensual necro" in my art instead of somnophilia. it is because i feel emotionally connected to death. the idea of being loved even after death comforts me. and i like to think one could still feel things after death, so it is like a relaxing experience

territorial war

i want yoshiki to wear emo hot topic clothes so i can rip them off him (consensually)

i want to tease yoshiki! 🤤 haaaa!!!!

in a way, hikaru canonically corrupted yoshiki. isnt that hot. yoshiki became a kinky monsterfucker. otherwise he prolly just wouldve been a normal gay dude. but nope. now he's freaky.

my xmas wish: let me grow a penis so i can cum on yoshiki's face. also, make yoshiki real so i can cum on his face. thank you.

i wouldnt mind opening an OF someday

i noticed i get horny when im sick, and fall in love with people easily when im sick. somehow, whenever i am sick, i develop at least one intense crush on anyone who is nice to me (and then it fades when im no longer sick)

im definitely a masochist. ahhh i want pain

im fine with people drawing nsfw of any OC ship and any OC.. except mimi... mimi is based on my grandma so pls dont sexualize mimi....

do i think itd be fine for a 22 year old irl to date a 30something year old? while it is legal, i do find it weird but in fiction, let the 22 year old date a milf. let it happen

i dont wanna annoy people on my main by talking about my OCs so much so im gonna move here briefly.. i wanted to list the age diffs between each ship to show the variety of dynamics scopy x mocha: 22 and 33 scopy x sev: 22 and 32 mocha x colobi: 33 and 28 scopy x dako: 22 and 21

I knead the bread

since i used to be into lolisho, sometimes i feel like a traitor for being mostly against it now. but i just have no reason to believe it is a healthy thing to be into.

similar to how child-looking sex dolls are illegal, yknow? it's the same principle

i know this is probably a ridiculous thing to say to some people, and it doesnt really make sense legally, but i just feel like. dildos shaped based on animal penises. should be illegal somehow.

yall. i always send people pics of my character drawings without hair as a joke, but do u think anyone out there actually has a fetish for drawing characters without hair. like. is there a balding fetish out there. that'd be so funny, i hope there is.