accidentally read Steam reviews and i need like 20 minutes before i can have coherent thoughts again ujijliok

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM 40 PEANUT BUTTER CUPS INTO MY MOUTH

looking at snacks online

discovered Trader Joe's has lil mini peanut butter cups that you can shove handfuls of into your face like peanuts... also..... dont do this..

i dunno if it's because i haven't done any Deep Dungeons in years (because they are usually boring as hell tbh) but the new one is actually really fun, maybe because they just let you start on the later floors instead of having to trudge through 50+ floors of boring enemies #ffxiv

fighting a monster in the new #FFXIV Deep Dungeon when our healer appears from around a corner and sprints by me without stopping. i'm like ok, great. a few seconds later a mimic pops out from around the same corner and bounces after them... classic

today at 3pm PT: time to breed my very own Plant 42 in Strange Horticulture twitch.tv/metalyfled

at some point i uploaded all my #MHFU kill screens to GPhotos so occasionally i get these nice, reminders that on October 10, 2011 i ruined some rathian’s day

We're live with Murky Divers! twitch.tv/vghangover

Tonight at 10pm ET: We're simply having a nice, time going for a swim in Murky Divers... surely everything will be fine... enjoyable time twitch.tv/vghangover

one of the worst things about getting older is a package arriving used to be peak excitement and now it's like ah... pens

today at 3pm PT! kicking off Spooky Saturday with spooky photography in Heartworm twitch.tv/metalyfled

it's October so once again i will Spooky's Saturday... also November 1st is a Saturday so that will also be spooky... also the Saturday after is Extra Life... the spookly never ends..... twitch.tv/metalyfled

FFT soundtrack still pretty great

it's messed up but after finishing Death Stranding i'm like man i just wanna watch a movie

uggghhhh i was getting hyped up to do the last few missions in Death Stranding 2 and then i realized that probably means hours of cutscenes... i need another game to play while i play the game

this was weird to realize but i haven’t changed my phone lock screen in ~12 years. but also why would i

can't believe the only new idea they had for iOS version whatever is TALL clock

Tonight at 10pm ET: We're fumbling around as a couple lil bricks in LEGO Voyagers! twitch.tv/vghangover

reminiscing about my childhood when my dad would get home from work and spend the entire evening complaining about his Final Fantasy Fourteen raid static

imagine the heights we could reach as a civilization if we weren't squandering millions of man-hours per year unchecking the "Hyphenate" box in Illustrator

my latest stupid post-it guide for #FFXIV mechanics

Aragorn famous quote

why does this keep happening

i'm glad(?) they're doing that Dragon Quest remake but at the same time worried that all the ✨new✨ additions are going to bloat up what was a nice, 5–10 hour experience... it's ok if game is short

really love how modern UX designers don't give a shit about hotkey/modifier conventions that have existed for decades. JK IM LYING

never liked you

this is probably my favorite "target this enemy" macro i've seen #ffxiv

this comment about Infinity Nikki's upcoming housing system feels like it came from the future where we are all living in Ready Player One hell world

they've done it... the legendary half-chap

please sign my change dot org petition to make enemies stop shooting at me while my shield is regenerating

We're live now with Anthem! twitch.tv/vghangover

Tonight at 10pm ET: We're trying out Bioware's Anthem while we still can! twitch.tv/vghangover

lil Friday morning stream playing Unreal for the Backlog Attack twitch.tv/vghangover

saw there's a recent PSN game called Spacelords and it unlocked a core memory... ACA Space Lords when

[me burning my mouth trying to eat food immediately out of the microwave] arrgh it's too woke it's too woke

dang dude imagine if the Cylons won. what would that show be like

another #FFXIV x MH collab, another draw-an-owl-ass 2-step guide

Final Fantasy XIII except instead of dropping it i somehow played the entire game

do i know any 3D modelers on here who could make something like this to use in After Effects?? man i wish my school had offered modeling/video editing classes instead of [checks notes] "Art Studio 4D" what the hell

Live now with Banjo-Kazooie! twitch.tv/vghangover

Tonight at 10pm ET: We're playing Banjo-Kazooie for the first time! twitch.tv/vghangover

if my kid is a boy i'm naming him Expunger Blade. or if it's a girl i'm naming her Expunger Blade

just thinking about how i never use permanent stat boost items in games because i got the megalixir brain and was like dang... what is the real world version of those that i'm also not using

50th straight hour of trying to restore all the roads in Australia

guys "Millennium Tales"* is RIGHT THERE and you still went with "Adventures of Elliot" i swear they're like 1 or 2 reorgs away from releasing "Square Enix Product 2027 Q3: RPG Type" *admittedly still insanely mid

We're having some technical difficulties so we've moved this week's stream to Discord! Join us for some Mario Sunshine: discord.gg/2yZKtNd

ITS HAPPENING p.s. THEY CAN CURVE??????