throwback to when I went to this high school party when I was like 16 and motherfuckers started playing cops and robbers in the backyard instead of getting wasted

freezing my tits off

so uh I guess I'll be posting here for the next week since my account got locked on twitter

I look hella good today icl

they call me Seong Gi-hun the way i lick that cookie 🫦

Trump x biden yaoi

i am so ferociously in love with my gf endhebdbdhxbsdbdbdbdb

i should really start posting here more often

hihihi hii hi wags tail hi hi

:(

today is a sad day. for i have been cooked into the Thanksgiving turkey

when you gotta piss but ur lowkey hard af so you gotta hit this move

everclear nose chug

bird bird birdbird bird bird

no way 300 followers

🍆

I'm gonna piss your pants

my tl on this app is so much better holy shit. NO politics, NO drama, etc its great

Me: slaps the ever-living shit out of a child Great Value™ Blueberries:

need girlfriend,,,, need cuddles,,,, need kisses,,,

*chirps at you*

the onion is getting bigger

I, hidden by a veil of dignity Woven by a thousand threads of ire I choose to live a life of secrecy In my ascendancy

hello everybody, today we are going to submerge a cauliflower in liquid nitrogen for exactly 34 minutes to see what happens. follow for more wacky experiments

I'll update my profile pic and stuff at some point

yo

hi blueskyyyyy it's been a while

chirrppppp

I should really use this app more often

hi cuties

guh I want an invite code so I can invite a certain someone

chirp

wow I'm here now