possible lives

gearing up for my biggest reverse heist yet: 200lbs of industrial grade flooring and carpeting to be deposited in YOUR apartment building

like Scooby would you stop worshipping Baal in the high places ruh-uh, ruh-uh would you like do it for a Scooby-Snack?

my wife after I told her a longwinded childhood story

everyone thinks all the other transes need the kid gloves of trans infallibility but they're the only one who is a liminal Tiresias type who understands that their experiences have formed their gender

*daily affirmations voice* i'm a strong independent researcher

if you can't trust the voices who can you trust?

we made it baby, we have sconces

when the gastropod looks to heaven, does he see a man? or does he see some gastrogod

felt cute; might stop oppressing my people with a heavy hand later

me: i am haunted by oracular visions of the universe, both what is and what shall be friend: what do you see?? me: hydrogen, hydrogen, hydrogen... Helium!! .. hydrogen, hydrogen, hydrogen...

call me pharaoh the way i decorate that pussy with ornaments of gold and anoint it with intoxicating oils

What if there were colony ships full of clowns sailing the oceans and when they came ashore it was a great jubilation

how I sleep knowing danny devito is ontologically short (ontologically = very):

I'm in your mind palace. I'm playing with your memories - I'm having a ball.

me, peaking on acid calling my credit card company: hello i've been a victim of identity death

a high agency small restauranteur could just start putting more sauce on your gyro and completely change your experience

Hello!