Christmas came early. Though at this point, I think Auburn may be the psycho partner who drives their partners away with the crazy. Sigh.

And now you are posting it again. Do you really want me going nuclear a second time? 🤪

“O Canada” is the far superior anthem. I said what I said. The end.

I did! With you! 😘

I’m so annoyed that when I took my contacts out just now, I almost squirted hand soap in to them instead of contact lens solution. I blame Hugh.

Fire. Hugh. Freeze. Good night.

I am Randy Quaid. CORGing for BIRFing. m.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ73...

How I feel when I wake up and Hugh Freeze is still Auburn’s coach.

My mood when I watch Auburn football:

Easiest blocking spree I’ve ever done. Thank you for this list.

Yes! 🤪

But this is some bull. Shit.

I would seriously walk my team off the field. I would walk my team off my home field. I would walk my team off my home field in front of 88,043 people. I would walk my team off the field with all those folk heroes in the building. I would walk my team off the field and feel good about it.

I fully endorse this. “He is just so dedicated to His Responsibilities!!”

Please please please please please.

Huh. When I got hit by a car while I was on my bike, it wasn’t me that was disobeying the rules of the road. It wasn’t me that fled the scene. You know. Because I was laying in the middle of the road with multiple broken bones. But please do go on about how *I* need to be the one to be safe.

He forgot to mention the mad face that accompanied the noticing.

I know what to do with them. I shame them in class. This “wizard” can’t even get recitation, sequencing or simple logic correct. Just read this.

Even though the vote for the SCORE Act (H.R. 4312) has been pushed off, it's still worth looking at what the bill says, and why the supposed 'protections' it claims to afford NCAA athletes is a big fat lie. notjustagame.substack.com/p/what-is-th...

I highly doubt that. I didn’t hear you laugh. I thought I heard you cheer “Go” like you usually do. I was also entering the pain cave right about then so I was mostly focused on the end point.

If it sounded like a car, it might need a tune up. 🤪

I radicalize my students by banning tech in class, so they can’t stream movies or rearrange their fantasy line up, and have to take actual notes.

WHAT EVEN IS THIS?????

I’m sorry I did not give you the chance to show me the light on this. 😘

Is this the same Charlie Kirk who just last week bitched about how unsafe he felt in NYC? *checks notes* Yes. Yes it is. WTAF, @yankees.com ??????

If you're holding up Dr. Oz as a legitimate medical source to get information from, you should just delete yourself.

I love these random emails. And I'm guessing that they did not, in fact, read the paper they referenced. But maybe I should submit anyway? 😂

Um. What?

This week, @kennysmith.bsky.social asks AI to tell us all about the opening weekend of college football, and it was...bad.

Can we fire Hugh Freeze before the end of this game? Please? #WarEagle

Only one laughable flaw? Tubby didn’t seem to have an issue with male cheerleaders when he was accepting millions to coach college teams. You know. Who all had male cheerleaders on the field. At the same time *GASP* as him!

The absolutely fragility of the people who are bent about male cheerleaders in the NFL. I cannot imagine how shallow you have to be to be threatened by this. Do none of these bros watch college football? You know. Where there are male cheerleaders aplenty? Dudes need to get a grip.

Not sure where this shade was, but today’s ride needed more of it. Photo by @laurensmith.bsky.social #bikes #cycling #LetsGoRideBikes

In today's Substack, @kennysmith.bsky.social takes a look at a a bit of the history of America's pastime here in New Jersey, and some thoughts surrounding the sport at the time.

Innocent until proven guilty is an important component of the legal system. On a lesser moral plane is the privilege of doing these other things as a student, or paid athlete. This may be a big risk to take with the alumni and donor classes when you need them in newer, bigger, more expensive ways.

Oh. Neat.

Doing it right, with @laurensmith.bsky.social.

They went from “we listen to science & data” to “we talked with federal officials.” FYI, this doesn’t just affect trans women. “The policy says that nonbinary athletes, transgender men and intersex athletes will also be limited to competing in the men’s category.” www.nytimes.com/2025/07/22/u...

A friend sent me this earlier, and my first reaction was "F**k yes!" But now I would like to hear what all the 'a woman will never beat a man in sports' people have to say about this. I'm guessing I'll be waiting a while.

Waiting to hear from all the 'keep politics out of sports!!!!' people....

IDK about you all, but I'm going to call my Congressman every single day and demand he hold a town hall to explain to his constituents how his vote on this stupid bill acts in their best interest. Spoiler alert: It doesn't. And if he's too cowardly to face them, they should all know that.

🧵 From Lia's bio: "Part of Penn's 400 free relay that won an Ivy title with a program record time; Part of Penn's 400 free relay that set a program record at the Ivy Championships" If they are stripping her titles and records...do the titles and records become null and void for the other 3?

If you didn’t watch the live broadcast of “Good Night, and Good Luck” tonight, I strongly encourage you to at least watch Murrow’s final dialogue when it inevitably comes online.

Simone Biles, continuing to prove she’s the GOAT

The laugh I just laughed. Sage Steele??

Oh, sure, it looks calm, but it was a hammerfest to get back on @laurensmith.bsky.social’s wheel this evening. This was 26 mph, like she had to be somewhere. I was all over the road trying to keep up on this little incline. #bikes #cycling #LetsGoRideBikes

Two years ago today, @laurensmith.bsky.social and I saw this house. Then it became our home.

I went for a little bike ride with @laurensmith.bsky.social, our neighbor, and one of his buddies. It was a delightful excuse to make tiny circles with our feet. One guy pointed out a spot where he crashed years ago. Now I’ll think about that every time I ride through there.

BREAKING: "Given these circumstances, we have decided not to hold another ICA conference in the United States during this administration and have delayed our contract with Chicago until May 2029." #ICA25

Every day I am beyond thrilled I left IU and shit like this ⬇️ is just one of the many reasons why.