Anytime I hear Creed, I can only imagine the lead singer as Nick Cage in Con Air

The Internet: what originally started out as a fun way to communicate with people who have similar interests is now a collective hallucination that is ruining our world

SNES RPG soundtracks is my drug of choice

America. Land of opportunity. To gamble. Like lots and lots of gambling. I really hope you like gambling. Because that’s the opportunity we’re offering. The opportunity to gamble. And probably lose.

Put on a good ambient album and stare out the window

“I had a record executive tell me once ‘Son you’re worth more dead than alive because once you’re dead, I can sell you off in pieces.’” Al Jourgensen

Music genres are really cool because you can be like “yeah I make post-dildo wave” and then other people will be like “oh yeah, I can totally hear it“

I’d like to think that a good portion of the 80s happened because some musicians were sitting around and said “hey you know what? We should just put a lot of reverb on our drums”

Back, and to the left

Everybody enjoy the current wave of “violence is never the answer” posts

I feel like the 1960s and 1970s had a very particular smell to them that I’ll never be able to experience

Hey Capcom, can we maybe get a new Dino Crisis game? That was kind of cool.

Believe it, or not, before the advent of smart phones, everybody had to do their cocaine off of actual mirrors

The Internet is just a giant honey pot and we all fell for it

It is wild and aspirational to me that Merzbow has basically just made like 4-5 albums a year for the last 20 something years

I wonder how many pieces of art, music, film, and other such things were never made because the person who had the idea said “that’s lame” and then just never did it

I had my teenage daughter and her best friend watch The Fifth Element and they both thought it was one of the best movies they have ever seen. I am now even more convinced that this movie will withstand the test of time forever

And our latest cassette release is now available for pre-order! This one is our first compilation album, sent to us from Rosario, Argentina. It features contributions from some of the best experimental musicians from the area #experimental #compilation #noise #cassette #ambient

Every album is a concept album if your concept is that it is an album

I’m not the kind of person to post bait questions like “ooh do you stick to one genre or not, hurr durr.” Because the only real question is “will you drink an unreasonable amount of whiskey with me and make godawful electronic noise for several hours?”

All trans people in the US should go buy firearms now. I will take you to the range with me.

Everything is spicy now because the food industry found out that we’re all addicted to cheap thrills

I think the big appeal of cocaine is that it’s really the only drug that can make you feel violently alive

Welp, let me go ahead and sell all of my music gear because apparently some dingus can make a full album on his lunch break by typing in a few words in a box

Tim Burton’s Corpse President

Our latest floppy release is available now! A deep dark ambient drone in a Ghost Ship meets Curse of the Black Pearl atmosphere complete with delightfully eerie horns. Grab it today on floppy disk and digital download. #ambient #drone #darkambient #horns #pirates #bandcamp

This generative AI in art and music is very interesting if you’re a interested in the rapid death of shared culture and watching its carcass get picked clean

Sometimes God answers prayers. But apparently not today.

Bluesky is getting my hopes up way too early this morning

*sees meta ethics trending* Finally! People are ready to discuss the underpinnings of the moral and ethical systems we all take for granted! *clicks* Oh goddamnit…

So now I just don’t get to order tapes from from anywhere else in the world because the president is the equivalent of an abusive boyfriend

Billy Joel’s “we didn’t start the fire“ is such a silly song because pretty much anyone under 40 has no clue what the fuck he’s talking about

At the thrift shop and I’m guessing things didn’t work out

Imagine asking an artist what the story behind a song they made is and they respond with “yeah I typed in big titty boom boom beat into Suno AI and I got this lol”

When you order tapes or floppies from me, you get the pure pleasure of owning physical media, along with a bunch of stickers that are very confusing in terms of thematic continuity

Imagine falling in love with a chatbot

Buying merch supports artists and means less money goes to an aspiring war profiteer from Sweden

I need one of those diabetic insulin pumps except it’s just configured to intermittently blast me with caffeine every couple hours.

So for whatever reason, I turned on the actual radio tuner in my room and started listening to the radio. About 10 minutes in a commercial starts playing. I then proceeded to say “Alexa skip” and immediately felt dumb What have I become?

So far we don’t have any floppy disk lined up for the end of this month. If you want to release a single on the best format of the 1980s, drop a message 🙂

Just about every piece of art and music I make is just a reflection of my weird need to confuse other people

#naturecaptures #publicspace #photos #photography #summertime #colorful #saturation

My wife just told me that I’m “podcast age” and I’m low key mad about it