It is 3 AM. The cat has the zoomies. We are playing wack a cat. The cat runs frantically around the house and then runs up and attacks my feet when he thinks I'm not looking. I then grab the spray bottle and try to spray him with water before he runs off again.

It's hard when you love your job so much because it's mentally stimulating and challenging and gives you dopamine and makes you feel accomplished, but your boss won't let you work weekends so you have to be bored for two whole days. @houyo.bsky.social some devils lettuce to spice up my weekend?

I'm eating lunch, not because I'm hungry but because my husband would be upset if I didn't eat, especially after he made sure I had enough food this morning.

I like watching trashy dramas on YouTube that I find on tiktok. But lately it's been suggesting AI dramas to me. Whenever I find one, I report it as spam/misleading. Sorry not sorry.

OMG.I went through my husband's saved pictures(mostly porn)and I found this folder"AI Max 20"and I confronted him because WTF. Why would he EVER save pictures by AI??He was clueless until I showed him the folder. And he was like "That isn't AI, it's AL Max 20" which is an artist who's work he likes.

You know the data on how anal affects your ability to hold your shit is not as specific as I want it to be. Like exactly how often and how hard can I do it without permanent damage. And exactly how impactful is that damage on daily life? Cause it might be worth it.

I took half an Eddie earlier and was going to take another half and put it next to my chair. But when I went to take it I had lost it on the floor or something. But then after I went and took another half I was like.. wait.. did I take it and forget? Am I in too deep? #sorrybabes @houyo.bsky.social

I have a tendency to impulse buy stuff. But I'm in debt. Today I wanted to buy a 500 dollar juicer. Then I was like, well if I'm going to spend 500 on something it's going to be a switch 2. And then I did something nuts. I took that 500 and instead put 500 down on my debt. #healthyhabits

The problem with being smart is how easily bored you are. I think it's why a lot of people with high IQ are portrayed as having a drug problem. Because doing everyday tasks is boring. But what if you were high. Suddenly life is on hard mode. Now it's interesting.

If you're ever worried about someone seeing your privates and not liking what they see, just know that the first time I showed my kitty to my future husband was because I had an infection and needed topical antibiotics but I can't see down there because of my weight. Now we've been married 2 years.

Every day I find a new reason to hate AI. Today it was because my favorite "almost porn" Netflix show "Too hot to handle' made a version based solely in Italy. I was excited but they used AI instead of hiring voice actors. Things just do not sound as sexy coming from a computer.

If I had three wishes, my first would be to be able to conjure completely free food, as long as I had it before and remember it. That chinese restaurant from my childhood that closed down a decade ago? There's it is!

You know, I think I would watch just about anything if they made it a musical. Historically accurate drama on King Henry's wives? Pass. 6 the musical? Smash (I LOVED IT). Supersize me? Pass (had to watch it in school health class and it was so bad) Supersize me, the musical? Smash.