me: wow i have this unexplainable sadness in me i wonder why me: *looks at the date* me: oh that’s why

“it might be good though… RIBOMBEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

rip bato 🕊️🤍

donald duck is an honorary mexican

what the FUCK is a blorbo

Looking sideward to the weekend

i should just swear off alcohol forever. that shit only ever makes my life worse

i wish there was a beach shore near me

not me googling what to do if i’m pulled over by ice 😶

why did my dad just make fun of me for being broke LMAO 😭

assigned dweeb at birth

i love true love

w..women... 😔💘

I LOST MY CLASSROOM KEY

“i was worried about pooping but FUCK i’m worried about my LIFE”

“is it under the milf or hand holding category?”

me: don’t worry baby lemme treat you ;) me: *whips out library card*

she's having a scary day (the smoke alarm went off)

*eyeglass prescription

flambae kinda reminds me of the flea from ¡mucha lucha! lol

shinji, CRANK that soulja boy!!

oh, tis my jester 🙄

ice t and his wife coco seem so freakin sweet together 🥹

um excuse me sister gertrude but would you mind kindly cutting the shit

“it looks like pitchy pitchy woos woos”

we have enough yuri to survive the winter

Happy new yuri!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

🌸 How Do We Relationship?

is your situation easy peasy lemon squeezy or hard lime difficult time

why the FUCK does this gas station bathroom smell like CESAR SALAD DRESSING!?!?

come in, and know me better, man!

not to sound ungrateful or anything but i fucking HATE getting gifted bullshit from shein

A SECOND TURTLEDOVE HAS HIT THE PEAR TREE

"where the moon whispers peace" by Serin Alar

s1ep24 star trek the next generation is soooo fucking good love the body horror and homing beacon at the end

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

wish i could have an autopsy done on myself w/o dying

Aww, I just love a useless lesbian happy ending!!!👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🥹🤧😭

God bless the authors who write yuri with gyaru characters

is gluten a new drug

*her bulge

currently on a tolerance break