PISS

What if I got even freakier???????

Aaaaaaaaaa weather outlook does not look good for barbeque and racing all weekend out in Odessa but for some reason I'll be doing that aaaaaaaaaa

Moo

And I can’t turn away now And I can’t turn away now And I can’t turn away now And I can’t turn away now And I can’t turn away now And I can’t turn away now And I can’t turn away now And I can’t turn away now And I can’t turn away now And I can’t turn away now And I can’t turn away now

Me when I was 16:

4 OUT OF 5 NIGHTS YES

Neighbors put out the hottie again

POV you're throwing a frisbee to Akari

40 ACRES OF LAND, DEVELOPED 40 ACRES WOODED

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You thought you'd get away with it, haha

I should be swallowed whole by a giant snake or something right,??????

Remembering BLFC 2021 and wishing I didnt lol

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Fucked up how much I love making pizza lol PIZZA IS FUCKING AWESOME YO

FUCK CAROLINA

SHAME

Okay Mariners plz win thanks

furries at updown..... i see you lol 👀

Mmmmm wasnt scheduled for the kitchen tonight but ya possum is gonna be in the kitchen tonight hooray

Already dealt with one gun-wielding whacko tonight, i guess im trying to go double or nothing here now

JUST SAW ANOTHER OPOSSUM this is 3 nights in a row, new record

Well that wasnt a fun night of working aaaaaaaaa

Haha stinky

Lol stupid ass raiders

I think i just broke my PR for fastest blunt rolled lol aaaaa

I cant take a compliment worth a damn but at one point after close tonight I walked back into the kitchen to the majority of the crew commenting nicely on this fuckin reaper pepper sauce I made and it like hit me as a "feel good about this" kind of thing but legitimately idk aaaaaaaaa

Just had to hella swerve for americas only native marsupial I WONT KILL MY OWN KIND but damn thats prob the closest ive ever been hnnnnnggggggff

Wondering where the BONG SLUT train is rn...

Somebody also put graffiti in my honor on this train, wow, thank you

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

I CYCLE BETTER THAN A SALMON SWIMS, DO NOT FUCK WITH ME (but if you are a bear I am also as tasty as a salmon just throwing this real fact out here as well just dont have a tastiness chart available rn)

Aaaaaaaa more tiny bottles ordered for the last of my pepper sauces to be put in, ive used 72 2oz bottles so far lol fjfjjfnrjcnfjffjcj

If you got the ability to garden and grow things you should do it aaaaaaaaaaa

I CHIME IN

FUCK TORONTO

If you thought "that looks like 150 habanero peppers" I have good news for you

About to have way too many habanero peppers, yay

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "that was a bad idea leaving your milkshake in the yard there are bugs in it now, bugs like the sweet things like your milkshake, and the yard is full of them"

OPOSSUMS MAKE IT ALL POSSIBLE

POUR SOME QUESO ON ME

I went to the bass pro but none of the bass were pros at galaga like me, haha, stupid ass fish

...... FOR GREAT JUSTICE !!

DOES THIS TAIL MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG???

You know what they say, the bigger the scrungly uhhhh the bigger the uhhhh the bigger the scrungly the bigger uhhhh bigger uhhhh big scrungly uhhhh huge big scrungly when the uhhhh scrungly bigger the huge uhhhhhh the bigger the scrungly the bigger the uhhhh bigger uhhhh scrungly the when the bigger

ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL GRILLING AND CHILLING SESH AT THE RIPLEY JUNCTION WITH @autumnposs.bsky.social AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Old lady with 28 items in the express checkout lane please just die already, the world doesn't need you in it anymore thank you

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