stroke, july 2026

i really do like it up here. id prefer to be housed but people don't look at me like i just shot their dog when they clock me and I feel so much more human

Pathetic Vampire GF

okay well this has gotta be the most fucking insane use of the passive voice I've ever seen. this shit makes me want to shoot myself. what a useless fucking newspaper. i wouldn't wipe my worst enemy's ass with it

saw a car with a bumper sticker that just said "I JUST ATE PUSSY" a few days ago

sorry I couldn't remember the name of the movie to find the one meme so I tried to make it in paint

I love looking at retro handheld stuff cause I'll see a youtuber go "and you can use this scanline filter and it's like you're playing advance wars on an actual GBA!"

i think i will quit smoking

alright… now I’m pissed……

Can’t fucking stand this guy

wageslop economy

anyway add me on horsies 674581499149

you cannot say "cock" in umamusume. However,

hit a crazy ass parallel park today i definitely hit 98 driving

learning new things

the throughline of the conservative culture war they're waging is simply this: women and children are property. that's it. everything else is downstream of that

more kids are into "six seven" than "civ seven"! says a lot!

every time there's an overbearing banned words list in a game i take it as a challenge to be as vulgar as possible within their rules

once we get into this place i will be making a fuckin 3 course dinner i haven't had a home cooked meal in over a month

flowery creek 🌸 #umamusume

show me your answer, sumino takumi!

Yaoi: focusing on romantic relationships between men Yuri: focusing on romantic relationships between women

cw: blood bunny butcher

i think it's good that JD Vance will go on TV and talk about the dangers of ibuprofen and tylenol when i was sold an ambien addiction which might have ruined my life? i can't remember. cause of the ambien

i'm willing to bet all of the money i have left that 0 trans people have emailed jeffrey epstein about visits to the pedophile island or the pedophile mansion

thinking abt one of my friends who was self-admittedly an alcoholic talking about taking like a thousand beer cans to the recycling place and getting like $500 which he spent on more beer like i saw his crawl space on video and i was pretty sure he had enough aluminum to make a god damn rocket ship

google reviews saying the recycling drop off place smells bad. they are processing Tons Of Literal Trash every day dude. critical thinking!!

if i hadn't heard of peanut butter cake i would just kill and kill and kill

lrp truth nuke

For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it -Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment -you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨

i saw a woman on the street who looked like post-HRT alex, and gold, who normally just disagrees when i say something like this, was just like "yeah i saw her, i wasn't gonna say anything"

im tired boss

dude these emails are fucking nuts "had sooo much fun raping kids with u last week see u in a month Sent from my iPhone"

Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it

Femra :)

bar conversation pivoted to alfredo sauce and catholics. i was born to discuss this shit

"do i have enough grey hairs to skip the ID" "yeah you're good" all that stress was worth it

I can’t be the only one who thought it looked like 🥺 right

tequila sunrise save me

…So what I’m gathering is this like a Class of ‘09 situation times x500 where you can drive the creator absolutely mad by drawing gay shit of it.

there's no good word for breasts imho. "boobs" makes me sound immature, "breasts" makes me sound like I'm writing a textbook, and "tits" makes me sound like I'm writing porn (i am, but that's beside the point)

[typing furiously] her juicy ass and heaving bosom are NOT core to her character! she's more than just tits and ass! she's got a huge dick too

i wish i could sleep even

so i truly hate asking but we've been trying to get out of here for almost half a year now and now that things are starting to finally line up, money's become tight as we keep getting left holding bags please help us get somewhere less hostile if you can gofund.me/406502f89

found a hypno file that ends with her telling u to do something productive today. this could easily solve my entire life