This is the queerest eighties horror movie since NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2 (complementary)

OH MY GOD, Billy has to be a figment of my fantasies, there’s no way he’s really this hot

Now watching SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT for the very first time

Was surprised that every episode of Mad Men on HBO Max has a Don Draper penis shot now.

Now that they're uncropped you can see that Jon Hamm rarely wore pants.

HOW AM I JUST FINDING OUT ELIJAH WOOD, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR AND DAVID CRONENBERG ARE IN READY OR NOT 2? WHAT HAS COME OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD?

Okay fellow gays, I’m starting HEATED RIVALRY

hat Cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about:

I keep watching this IT: WELCOME TO DERRY series; but the longer it goes on, the more I just second screen it because I don’t care even a little bit.

Okay, BOOTS was really cute.

@brennacgray.bsky.social or @joelipsett.bsky.social please fly and go see this for me

I feel like Josh Hutcherson would be such a good cuddler

On top of being a shitty person, Noah is also a bad actor. I swear the older he gets the worse he gets.

Not loving this new season, but I am enjoying watching Finn and his big ol nose

Rosamund Pike’s accent work in NOW YOU SEE ME: NOW YOU DON’T is maybe the single greatest joy of my adult life

Now watching LOVE HARD in preparation for a guest podcast spot tomorrow!!!

WICKED: FOR GOOD was…aggressively fine

After going down a mini casting “What do I know her from?” while watching PLURIBUS, I maintain that GCB would not have been cancelled if it had been allowed to keep its original title of GOOD CHRISTIAN BITCHES.

Had to get a molt out of one of my tarantulas enclosures, and had to destroy some web to get it. Now poor thing is tirelessly rebuilding and I feel bad 😭

Wait - is THE CREEP TAPES back?!!!!

“Easy” from the latest episode of HAZBIN HOTEL is such a banger, I would get the lyrics tattooed on my face

Now watching A VERY BRADY SEQUEL in preparation for recording a very fun episode with the boys from Horror Queers tomorrow

PSA: THE SOUND OF MUSIC IS BACK IN THEATERS SATURDAY, SUNDAY, AND WEDNESDAY!!!

Omg did y’all see the Bath and Bodyworks Klandles

Teaching @murphthesmurph.bsky.social to edit @triplemmmpod.bsky.social and it’s the funniest thing ever watching him listen to himself 😂 it’s like seeing my face several years ago when I first discovered the joys of all my vocal tics

The way I watched this approximately 15 times

Okay so my friend and I just hate watched the first three episodes of Ryan Murphy’s latest, and boy oh boy were those reviews not lying Also, WHAT EVEN IS THIS

Time to see PREDATOR: BADLANDS!

Me: “You’re Gen Z, right?” Customer: “Yeah!” Me: “Do you know who Nicole Kidman is?” Customer: “No…Is she an influencer or something?” And people wonder why I’m suicidal.

I just saved a bee’s life, so you’re welcome everyone: I’ve saved the planet.

Got a pretty sweet promotion, but my mental health nose dives every Daylight Savings, and came home to find Jeff, my Chinese Praying Mantis, dead so tonight is going to be spent curling up with my kitty and crying on and off until I’m unconscious. Gotta love living with depression!

When your Sagittarius mind is like, “but will I be bored if I marry him?” And then he’s getting off the phone tonight and ending the call by telling me to “go use the dildo while you think about me and I’m going to ask you everything you did tomorrow” and I’m just like

Finishing off my Halloween Day movie marathon with Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN films. Unconventional, I know, but it felt right. And depending on how late I can stay up, I might even squeeze in LORDS OF SALEM!

Them: We’ve been going around the neighborhood to share the good news about your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Me:

Can’t believe she’s grown like a foot in 3 months!

After my day off comfort viewing of my favorite ghost movie THE INNKEEPERS, it’s time to see how the new THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE turns out to be. It’s certainly got some shoes to fill.

Recently I went down a very deep Internet rabbit hole trying to find the strangest and most random action figures based on Hollywood actors. This is what I found. The pictures ... well, they’re very troubling in some cases.

"Why am I always hungry?" asked the person who always buys scented candles that smell like food.

I just saw Jacob Tremblay smoking a cigarette WHAT IS HAPPENING

Now watching QUEEN OF BONES, fingers crossed it’s the atmospheric thing I’m craving tonight

I haven’t been posting much for my own mental health, but I have been watching a lot of really fun horror that I’ve never seen before! My horror film for the night isn’t new to me, but it’s been a minute - the 2021 CANDYMAN

Started rewatching SHOGUN to show a friend and OMG I forgot how god tier it was

Just finished an anime called BANANA FISH, resulting in my sobbing at work 🤣

When you catch yourself about to Google “is my praying mantis sad?” You’re depressed, go to bed.

I watched DARK HARVEST last night, and I’m really questioning what a lot of my moots saw in it

I will be soooo seated

Double feature part 2: THE STRANGERS CHAPTER 2

Double feature time!!! First up: BONE LAKE