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all police reports wholly written by AI and every cop on the stand caught in a lie blaming the AI for the “error”

that stephen king tweet is so damn weird. it doesn’t even make sense if you assume the worst shit about him. like what on earth is happening in people’s brains right now? it’s like people talking about AI. it’s not just that they’re wrong it’s that reconstructing their thought patterns is impossible

winter happens in the present but summer happens in the future. which is why as i have said again and again for years, summer ends the 4th of july. everything after the fireworks is blurry epilogue-montage. it is already fall. the music will end in a moment and suddenly here we all are at labor day.

computer, write an essay about the concept of the RV being the largely hidden heart clumsily lurking at the center of the silly body of ideas and associations that is the modern american conservative mindset. make continual reference to clarence thomas but center the subtext on my father please

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