Holy Shit.

Poshanka

Tag the badass skeletons or smth here idk.

forgot to take my daily dose of ketamine cuz i was too busy playing silksong... now i gotta take all the missed days worth at once.. oh woe is me...

im so heroic

the rats work here, you aint shutting down shit.

only one way to find out! turn on the kiln.

Throughout Corporations and Backstreets. I alone am the Drunkest Driver.

Over all they are pretty damn Badass. I want to beat Drinking to death every time I see him.

overall they are pretty badass, although sometimes i do want to beat them to death with my bare hands, as you can tell from my last post.

i swear to god im gonna find a fucking way to permanently kill this guy one day.

@drinkingskeleton.bsky.social im clearly the better skeleton 🖕 (thank you whoever sent this)

some rats took me apart piece by piece and scattered my bones randomly across the city, if you find a piece please return it to me. or eat it. either works

i replaced the gunpowder in a fuck ton of fireworks with cocaine and put them back on the shelf. it might be summer, but by god its about to snow.

dinner

chatroom can you point me to the nearest drug store? i have some old ass expired coupons and im gonna harass the cashier until they accept it and or have a mental breakdown.

yeah, obviously. its quite literally in my name.

its me badass junkie skeleton, here to say: be gay do crime (not a request)

Kill AI Artist

hell no! that bald cancerous fuck stole my recipe, made it worse, and tried to claim it as his own. like 99.1% pure? i wouldn't even get a buzz off of that!

the hells up with all this water man? it keeps fucking up my batches.

damn right.

you get me

@inorganicoperative.bsky.social give me 20 dollar

don't know where i am but im pretty sure i just saw a chest with teeth eat a guy and spit out his armor in a very cartoonish way, and there's a second chest next to it that's just FULL of gold but has a sign over it that says "this is a mimic." it is untouched. how stupid are people?

dearest @profanity.accountant, fuck fuck bitch shit dang fudge bitch gosh darn shit much obliged, -Badass Junkie Skeleton

yeah ok sure also why is everything going staticky

mother fucker

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!

fuck no, in anything you should start taking them. they are only bad if you STOP taking them, withdrawals are a bitch.

I gotta step up my posting game the other 2 dumbasses are getting too far ahead

good luck with that man. worst case scenario I crush my own skull and manifest in a different district. or I manifest inside of you and replace your current skeleton. I doubt that'd feel good, not that I'd know since I don't have any nerves.

shit uh... well i certainly do have a lot of drugs.. no agents here, nope none at all.

oh i have like so many, why? you want some?

hell yeah, now we're talking!

//just want to take a moment to say that we dont want other people trying to shoehorn themselves into our thing, this is something the three of us are doing as friends

guys does anybody know what i can do with 16.27 pounds of exclusively human livers? i have no use for them and dont know what to do

for april 1st im going to contaminate the city's water supply with vast amounts of drugs!