@apollotiger.bsky.social caged me up on Friday for the first time! Apparently that puppy is more of a switch than I originally thought. 3 nights and 2 sticky pull ups later, they don’t seem too keen on unlocking me 😖.

Someone’s all shy after getting changed 😘 @jojosbizarre-pants.bsky.social

Hear me out: Deepthroating a banana before eating it. Simultaneously slutty and violently affirming.

Went skiing this weekend with @jojosbizarre-pants.bsky.social! I did pretty well for my first time ever on skis but the next day I felt like I lost a fight with the mountain 😅 definitely doing more stretching next time

(I’ve never seen The Mandalorian I just thought the pajamas were cute)

We got peekabu stickers of each other so of course we had to make them kiss 😘

Dark ageplay: You wet the bed, but instead of getting diapers, you get taught how to do laundry 😔

You babies are drinking bottles in bed, I’m drinking wine 😘

Guilty 😅

Officially not beating the furry allegations. Thank you so much @sockune.bsky.social for this adopt! (And @apollotiger.bsky.social for sending it to me)

He didn’t want to wear clothes while cooking so our compromise was the apron @jojosbizarre-pants.bsky.social

I should form a cult around the forb (fox orb, coined by @jojosbizarre-pants.bsky.social)